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HEXEN 6 points ago +6 / -0

"The study concluded that MyPillow has extra microallergen fighting fibers and based stitching to help trap and destroy covid particles. Particles trapped inside the fibers are rendered into a "reeeeeeeeeeeeee" status field matrix and subsequently flushed from existence using the Byssus fission method."

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_-Th0r-_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s that patented cotton filler man.

I personally crafted my 3626748172-layer mask from the Giza Dream Sheets.

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InMAGAWeTrust 6 points ago +6 / -0

And If you stick you head completely up your ass COVID19 has absolutely no entry points.

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Nunya__Biznus [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this why so few democrats in Congress have gotten it?

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Desert_Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Finally, a covid study I can get behind.

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Nunya__Biznus [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

15 days to slow the spread!

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Nunya__Biznus [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come to think of it, I really should have put Pepe's head on Jerry...

Hm. When I have more time.

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't suffocate grandma with a pillow!

We were just testing out the form fitting 200 ply mask

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utfanx2 1 point ago +1 / -0

However, it increases "wetworks at the vinyard" 100%.

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yudsfpbc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bad news: MyPillows are breathable.

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Nunya__Biznus [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean... gasp... we may need to "ask" them to wear TWO My Pillows???