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HEXEN 6 points ago +6 / -0

"The study concluded that MyPillow has extra microallergen fighting fibers and based stitching to help trap and destroy covid particles. Particles trapped inside the fibers are rendered into a "reeeeeeeeeeeeee" status field matrix and subsequently flushed from existence using the Byssus fission method."

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_-Th0r-_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s that patented cotton filler man.

I personally crafted my 3626748172-layer mask from the Giza Dream Sheets.