Look, if people would just visit the emergency room at your nearest hospital in a full space suit, it would only take 10 minutes to have a full body swabb in all your orifices ,a pint of blood removed, a tiny bit of bone marrow ,and 2 virus shots ,followed by 5 steroid shots and lastly a perfectly safe micro chip ,so that we may keep you healthy wherever you may be in the world forever. The small amount of side effects (paralysis),(complete breakdown of immune system),(brain death) ( and or death) far out way the risk of that pesky 99.9 % survival rate of getting this deadly virus. So be kind and save all the people in the nursing homes that never come out into the public to begin with.