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luketheuke 51 points ago +51 / -0

It's currently at $310

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Necrovoter 155 points ago +155 / -0

Gamers: "Hey, this is even easier than Minecraft!"

Brokers: "You can't just manipulate the market like we do. I mean, you aren't skilled enough to do that sort of ..."

Gamers: "Stocks go BRRRR"

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residue69 26 points ago +26 / -0

I actually had a broker try to tell me something like that early in the Dot.com boom when I was moving my account to E-Trade.

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TonsOfSalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

E-Trade fucking blows. Their app is buggy as fuck and they charge for trades. No thank you.

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HuggableBear 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the time frame he's talking about, it was the only option. This was 20 years ago, man.

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residue69 1 point ago +1 / -0

This was during the first Dot.com boom, when I was moving from an actual broker to an online broker. Online brokers weren't even a thing a few weeks before. I can't remember for sure, but I don't think even Nokia smart phones were around at the time. I might have had a Nextel flip phone then so all phone, no apps.

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LoobintheToobin 13 points ago +13 / -0

I really like your explanation. Thank you

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leDonaldAlwaysWins 5 points ago +5 / -0

this is one of the most glorious events i've seen. this is the january 6th of stock markets!

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digitalher0 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like to think this is how things really work.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 14 points ago +25 / -11

...now at $285, and struggling insanely hard to avoid dropping back down to this morning's low (so far) of $250.

The brief rise is the dead-cat bounce from the last-minute lemmings who cued in on the LinkedIn and CNBC coverage this morning, so if you ever needed a last-minute warning, this is likely it.

I bet the floor will drop out from under it by noon.

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AngryWriter 32 points ago +33 / -1

It's $374 now, you were wrong.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors -1 points ago +9 / -10

Was I? Keep watching.

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Trump__Supporter 4 points ago +5 / -1

I bet the floor will drop out from under it by noon.

Yes, you were wrong. It's past noon, it's 341$

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Hunter1970 4 points ago +4 / -0

400 today, 5k friday STOCKS GO BRRRRRRR

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SnowflakeJuice 3 points ago +3 / -0

People aren't buying for an investment, regular rules do not apply. though you have to wonder how many people are going to be able to withstand the temptation to sell with prices this high.

I would assume some people are taking profits, then re-investing some of it so they can make money while sticking it to the big guy

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's past noon

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AngryWriter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okay, still watching...

481.59 ▲ 136.60 (39.60%)

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viVbiz-bufmu1-qodmem 10 points ago +13 / -3

Haha. You have no idea what you are talking about and should really rethink what you know about the world.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 4 points ago +9 / -5

I originally said by Friday, but continue riding the dragon. Just be aware that you'll have to time it.

Good luck with that.

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viVbiz-bufmu1-qodmem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Riding it to the moon brother.

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

😳