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Just saying..... IT TOOK 7 DAYS AND THIS DUDES TRYING TO PUT STUFF IN YOUR BUTT (media.patriots.win)          REEEEEEE!        
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Induceddrag 181 points ago +182 / -1

We have reached critical clown world. I can’t tell the real stories from the shit posts. I am constantly having to look at the “real fake news” to see if the posts are serious. Cross dressing Assistant HHS secretary, triple masking, now anal COVID tests. Welcome to Idiocracy.

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blubberdong 66 points ago +66 / -0

Every time you think they reach the peak of the circus tent, they send out another clown.

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SentryS 13 points ago +13 / -0

Top kek

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MagicBeans 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have heard the Dems many times brag about what a big tent they have, it’s all starting to come together for me now!

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D__1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Waiting for Biden to appoint Pennywise to some children's safety council at this point.

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Yashimata 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, clown world takes any mention of "peak" as a challenge. Don't encourage it.

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Geyck 20 points ago +20 / -0

What's the difference between a nasal test and a rectum test? The taste.

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gaijin_ronin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Depends on the order you receive them

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Thwok 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Second-hand tests" coming next week...

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gaijin_ronin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Reduce reuse recycle

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trail90 7 points ago +7 / -0

Idiocracy is playing out a lot sooner than I imagined

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gaijin_ronin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leftist "Isn't that a new movie coming out next month starring [insert any hollyweirdo]?"

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better get your anal probed twice, just in case of false positives.

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Forgotmypass666 13 points ago +14 / -1

Want to go to Starbucks and get a hand job?

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ImpeachThisBitch 21 points ago +21 / -0

Not now. Batin’

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RumDrummer 11 points ago +11 / -0

You're not kidding. I'm constantly looking for the shit-post flair on posts.

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Boruzu 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, exactly. Like I’m trying to find out if fraud-prez actually put out an EO saying, “No can call Chyna virus becoz white supremacy.”