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Just saying..... IT TOOK 7 DAYS AND THIS DUDES TRYING TO PUT STUFF IN YOUR BUTT (media.patriots.win)          REEEEEEE!        
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VinceFoster101 91 points ago +91 / -0

What-what? Covid in da butt

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VonBustacap 53 points ago +53 / -0

New covid test is an anal swab!

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Forgototherpassword 34 points ago +34 / -0

Meme up soldier!

what what? In the butt.

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Deadline 15 points ago +15 / -0

...what? Is this just a meme?

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BreadPitt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you the lack of context was confusing af

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CucksForTheDonald 25 points ago +25 / -0

BMJ: Rapid Response: Rectal Swabs for Covid-19 Diagnosis

NY Post: China using anal swabs to detect COVID-19: report

Slate: China Is Now Requiring COVID-19 Tests Taken by Anal Swab

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know what? I think there's some merit here though. Think about it: WHY are masks useless? In fact why did the case numbers skyrocket after mask mandates?

Because we're looking at the wrong kind of spread. People put too much faith in hand sanitizers and surface cleaners that don't take care of the real problem - shit particles. Add to that when you put on, take off, adjust your mask you're concentrating shit particles around your mouth and nose that stay there.

What if it all is transmitted through shit and saliva and the masks have done nothing but exacerbate it?

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 6 points ago +6 / -0

What?! In the Butt?! BWAHAHAhahahahhahahahshahahahahhaHahahhahahahahahaha. <breath> BWAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa! Lol

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TRUMP420KUSH 5 points ago +5 / -0

No way... please say you’re joking

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Change-maker22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boogie in your butt! - Eddie Murphy

https://youtu.be/07P538K83iU

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MocksFordComma 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had completely forgotten about that song.

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