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Just saying..... IT TOOK 7 DAYS AND THIS DUDES TRYING TO PUT STUFF IN YOUR BUTT (media.patriots.win)          REEEEEEE!        
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Kojote 20 points ago +20 / -0

You're shittin right?

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PeacefullautoFlavor 14 points ago +14 / -0

No

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Kojote 14 points ago +14 / -0

Whelp, time to learn how to shit on command.

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PeacefullautoFlavor 18 points ago +18 / -0

They are even saying farts may spread it ........

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Kojote 19 points ago +19 / -0

Well then my old boss needs put in isolation because he's a literal super spreader I mean fogger

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booblitchutz 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wouldn't it be an absolute scream if it turns out WuFlu was never translated by respiratory aerosols at all and it was totally transmitted via fart cloud and shitty dirty hands entirely?

The whole time we had the diaper on the wrong end?

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Ithrowawaay 7 points ago +8 / -1

Mandatory Maskholes, now!

It’s a mask for your asshole. :)

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DeafPede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Then might as well fart in their face while they ass swabbing you.

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Brownwaterboys 5 points ago +6 / -1

farts are colonge for gay people. this must be more rampant in the gay community then even AIDS

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Pede3 7 points ago +7 / -0

Quick trip to Taco Bell before test?

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Kojote 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes hopefully scheduled in advanced enough to have the Natural Light/Taco Bell storm brewing.

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Tendies_or_GTFO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopefully not ... would be messy.

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

ah, ha. I see what you did there