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Just saying..... IT TOOK 7 DAYS AND THIS DUDES TRYING TO PUT STUFF IN YOUR BUTT (media.patriots.win)          REEEEEEE!        
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PeacefullautoFlavor 14 points ago +14 / -0

No

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Kojote 14 points ago +14 / -0

Whelp, time to learn how to shit on command.

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PeacefullautoFlavor 18 points ago +18 / -0

They are even saying farts may spread it ........

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Kojote 19 points ago +19 / -0

Well then my old boss needs put in isolation because he's a literal super spreader I mean fogger

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KernalMustard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damn I ate 2 bowls of white limas last night. I might have covid. Yall better keep a wide berth. You might get it

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PeacefullautoFlavor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol

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booblitchutz 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wouldn't it be an absolute scream if it turns out WuFlu was never translated by respiratory aerosols at all and it was totally transmitted via fart cloud and shitty dirty hands entirely?

The whole time we had the diaper on the wrong end?

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PeacefullautoFlavor 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lmao the irony

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DonJr2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

Er this is probably true. People have studied and concluded this and it is why old age homes are problematic. They have a high rate of fecal transmission as the reason most people end up there is they can't really take care of their bathroom needs on their own anymore.

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Skyrison 4 points ago +4 / -0

now THAT would be fucked up! if this whole time it was transmitted by gas o.o

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Ithrowawaay 7 points ago +8 / -1

Mandatory Maskholes, now!

It’s a mask for your asshole. :)

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PeacefullautoFlavor 7 points ago +7 / -0

Covid fart muffler

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DeafPede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Then might as well fart in their face while they ass swabbing you.

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PeacefullautoFlavor 7 points ago +7 / -0

Makes sense now why they went do hard on Goya lmao

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Brownwaterboys 5 points ago +6 / -1

farts are colonge for gay people. this must be more rampant in the gay community then even AIDS

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

...I've actually had a weird suspicion about this for a while.

Like, normal gay people smell normal, but the gay man-children in obese adult bodies all smell literally like farts and poop.

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Pede3 7 points ago +7 / -0

Quick trip to Taco Bell before test?

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Kojote 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes hopefully scheduled in advanced enough to have the Natural Light/Taco Bell storm brewing.

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please yell "Nothing Can Stop What Is Coming!!!" when you cake-batter their face-shields.