Just saying..... IT TOOK 7 DAYS AND THIS DUDES TRYING TO PUT STUFF IN YOUR BUTT
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REEEEEEE!
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They are even saying farts may spread it ........
Well then my old boss needs put in isolation because he's a literal super spreader I mean fogger
Damn I ate 2 bowls of white limas last night. I might have covid. Yall better keep a wide berth. You might get it
Lol
Wouldn't it be an absolute scream if it turns out WuFlu was never translated by respiratory aerosols at all and it was totally transmitted via fart cloud and shitty dirty hands entirely?
The whole time we had the diaper on the wrong end?
Lmao the irony
Er this is probably true. People have studied and concluded this and it is why old age homes are problematic. They have a high rate of fecal transmission as the reason most people end up there is they can't really take care of their bathroom needs on their own anymore.
It would explain exactly why masks don't seem to work, thats for sure.
"Hand sanitizer" wont get viral infected shit particles off your fingers.
Everyone goes to the store and fondles the same carts and checkout screens, some of which are mindlessly wiped once an hour with a diluted cleaner that doesn't really take care of the shit particles.
Meanwhile you're touching your mask every five seconds with your viral shit particle covered fingers, then on the way out to your car you pop a piece of gum in your mouth with your viral shit particle covered fingers that you THINK are clean because you used your stupid hand sanitizer.
bUh wHYyY iZ dE VyRRUS kEEp SpReAD??!11
now THAT would be fucked up! if this whole time it was transmitted by gas o.o
Mandatory Maskholes, now!
It’s a mask for your asshole. :)
Covid fart muffler
Poo particle protector
Then might as well fart in their face while they ass swabbing you.
Makes sense now why they went do hard on Goya lmao
😂
farts are colonge for gay people. this must be more rampant in the gay community then even AIDS
...I've actually had a weird suspicion about this for a while.
Like, normal gay people smell normal, but the gay man-children in obese adult bodies all smell literally like farts and poop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxkF7qmXf0A