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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 25 points ago +25 / -0

Are they going to investigate all 3.3 Million WSB accounts?

Because I hope they do

It will keep them busy for the tendie merchants to do something else

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 6 points ago +6 / -0

We are all u/deepfuckingvalue now! (Minus 50 million)

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VolareVia 3 points ago +3 / -0

That user doesn't exist. What's their deal?

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MarzMonkey 5 points ago +5 / -0

that's the username on reddit;

so

reddit.com/u/deepfuckingvalue

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is the wsb guy that made the bull case many 1000%s ago. Some people said they would tatoo his name on their ass if GME reached certain levels.

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TonsOfSalt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Smelly Walmart people aren't allowed to win in the stock market.

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TonsOfSalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

A true pede not only knows the reference but delivers the sauce. Very Nice.

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Whirlybot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't kelly Loeffler's husband head of the SEC?

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residue69 1 point ago +1 / -0

He owns the New York Stock Exchange and exchanges in other countries. I'm sure he's the unofficial head of the SEC through the people that he's bought off though.

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MajorClark 26 points ago +26 / -0

She looks guilty as hell of illegal (for us) insider trading! Anybody else would be in the pen for it.

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Surefolks [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

We’d be done!

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jubyeonin 17 points ago +17 / -0

Tesla has been ridiculously overpriced for a long time. 12/12/20 was already ITM. The bitch knew.

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randomusename 22 points ago +22 / -0

Tesla sells carbon credits. She is banking on the paris accords and global carbon credit markets. Thats the tell. When she pushes carbon credit trading legislation.

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VA_MAGApede 9 points ago +9 / -0

That is another scam, which will take off with the Paris Accords.

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TonsOfSalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been buying pumped turd green stocks that aren't profitable businesses knowing it would get free money from the government. I dump at safe profit levels and never look back, usually selling the deepest ITM short calls as a final "fuck you". lol

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randomusename 14 points ago +14 / -0

The traders do it all the time. They feel like shorting something, they go on the shows and say they feel the company wont do well and are shorting it, causing people watching to do the same and get out of the stock, making what they wanted to happen happen. Lock them up first.

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Slavik777 13 points ago +14 / -1

A good point for those who still think that we have "representatives," instead of ruling class.

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frothy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not sure if it's possible, but... Someone should set up a system that watches in real time the trades that high ranking senators make. Then peasants can quickly follow in their footsteps to the promise land.

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JollyJoker 7 points ago +7 / -0

We should monitor Pelosi etc for what to invest in. Is that a real time report?

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pup1pup 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, we only find out much later when they file their reports.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Glad others are paying attention to this.

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Bratts99 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wonder what Martha Steward would say about that?

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MySidesGoUp 4 points ago +4 / -0

👆 this!

The timing is impeccable. Yesterday we learn of pelosi taking more Tesla with major insider knowledge.

Just like last year as wu flu (attn fbi faggots - CHYNA FLU!!!) - congress and senate sold off before bigger dumps went off.

Time for the justice.

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Tallsie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would a good investment strategy to be just following the investments of a politician? It’s like insider trading, without being an actual insider.

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purepepelegends 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly. If only there were a way to see what every politician is investing in every day... Make it a law?

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DC_loves_little_boys 2 points ago +2 / -0

this needs some PARTY OF CRIME flair

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DavidBowieRapedKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

How dare the plebs do what the elite do allllll the time. Their bullshit is so overt and transparent it's beyond comprehension that it exists at all.

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LtPatterson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its ok when they do it. Not when us cattle do!

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SolidSnakeOil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Insider trading is legal by congress. You can view all their moves at the library of congress but you can't remove it or make copies.

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KeepMarxInTheGround 2 points ago +2 / -0

Inside trading is the bees knees.

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intellectual-darkweb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Punctuation is our fren, fren. Thanks for the post.

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wizdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

fucking infuriating, talk about insider trading

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Gotanidea 1 point ago +1 / -0

OP is right on about the hypocrisy.

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svlem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Suck my balls faggotfeds what are you going to do?!

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BoDude2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why is that bitch not being investigated for inside trader crimes

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TheMAGAlorian787 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can we please stop referring to these corrupt thieves as “Honorable”? They have none!