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GenericInsult 152 points ago +154 / -2

Here are some good alternatives:

  • Bamboo Flu
  • Batbola
  • Bat-Soup Croup
  • Bat-soup Flu
  • Brack Rung
  • Cantonese CantBreathe
  • CCP Lung Rot
  • CCP Virus
  • Chickity China
  • China Virus
  • China’s One-Corpse Policy
  • China Rung AIDS
  • Chinese Sicken
  • Chinese Virus
  • Chink flu
  • Ching Chang Flu
  • Chung Lung
  • Commie Cough
  • Communist Lung Herpes
  • Covid-1984
  • Dim-Sum Diarrhea
  • Faux-chi Fluke
  • Flu-Tang Clan
  • Genghis Cough
  • Giant Panda-mic
  • Guangdong Gout
  • Hong Kong Flooey
  • Kung Flu
  • Jingpei Jitters
  • Mandarin Malady
  • Peking Pandemic
  • Peoples Republic of COVID
  • Plandemic
  • Red Prague
  • Scamdemic
  • Shanghai Shivers
  • Sweet n’Sour Sicken
  • Sweet n’Sour Sniffles
  • Szechuan Sore Throat
  • The Coof
  • The Great Reap Forward
  • The Holocough
  • The Sickle Tickle
  • Tiananmen Toxicant
  • Wang Chung Lung
  • Wet Market Surprise
  • Winnie the Flu
  • WU Flu
  • Wu Ping Cough
  • Wuhan Flu
  • Wuhan Weapon
  • Wuhan Wiggle
  • Wuhanton Soup Flu
  • Xi Jin Plague
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BigDaddyBigTrump 30 points ago +30 / -0

Sweet n'Sour Sicken caught me off guard. lmao

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Airvh 8 points ago +8 / -0

COVID is 'General Tso's Revenge' for people choosing 'Sweet n'Sour Sicken' more often!

If you think I'm talking about Chinese food then your a racist!

There never was a General Tso in China. The closest is Zuo Zontang who wasn't a general, he was a Viceroy and later a Grand Secretary to the Eastern Library in the 1800s.


Your welcome to use these lines however you like, hopefully to make a liberal cry.

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Icepck 20 points ago +20 / -0

Chyna Virus

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GenericInsult 10 points ago +10 / -0

Added for future posts ;)

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dethstouch1482 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pronounced. Chy na

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Pepelosi 16 points ago +16 / -0

I salute you.

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hardcorCDN 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sick list pede!

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MAGASpaceCat 35 points ago +35 / -0

The Streisand effect is now in full force. ^^

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couch_pundit 17 points ago +17 / -0

Wait, did they ban saying this or what?..

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Zer8 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yes another executive order from the most popular president ever

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couch_pundit 10 points ago +11 / -1

What kind of order? That saying something is illegal is not a possible order?

Link pls? Amerika egzblein, I am confushion? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EbnoElOJx0]

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Hunter1970 5 points ago +5 / -0

gubmint isn't allowed to say chy-na virus

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dunno, I think just government workers are banned from saying it in official capacity.

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CocainTurtle 35 points ago +35 / -0

I like Kung Flu

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KungFlu 33 points ago +33 / -0

I like you too.

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556x45mm 14 points ago +14 / -0

LOL

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CocainTurtle 13 points ago +13 / -0

Now that’s funny.

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HoofingAlong2 34 points ago +34 / -0

My 80 year old Mom just now when I told her I heard Biden signed an EO that we can't call it the "China Virus" anymore: "He's telling ME what I can say now?! Fuck him." Lol, Mom hates Biden.

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OtisTheTownDrunk 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lolz

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JuneofOz17 4 points ago +4 / -0

You got a smart mom.

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Block_Helen 20 points ago +20 / -0

So this really was an EO? I can't keep up with the bad news.

How is it not a 1A violation, if so?

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Genericwhitemale 13 points ago +13 / -0

I thought that was a joke.

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Block_Helen 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, it's real.

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yikes

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ben5292001 1 point ago +2 / -1

Link?

Not real unless it's actually cited, and even the Gateway Pundit didn't cite it.

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Block_Helen -1 points ago +1 / -2

Give me a break. I googled: Biden eo china virus

You can, too.

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ben5292001 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, I already did a long time ago. Just pointing out how amazing it is that no one on this website can post a source.

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Block_Helen 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sometimes it's not necessary. Breaking news, sure. After it becomes a meme, no.

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ben5292001 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fake information has become a meme numerous times.

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FattyWatt 11 points ago +11 / -0

Xi Xing Biden likes to PRETEND the U.S. Constitution doesn't exist.

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SmolPedeBestPede 8 points ago +8 / -0

It applies only to official documents from federal agencies/public health organizations.

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Block_Helen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does that matter? EOs have to pass constitutional muster.

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CrackerJack2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell your congressman to put this in the Congressional Record:
"The origin of this pandemic is
China. Viruses are... "

There we go: "China. Virus' "

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Hunter1970 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol the constitution is a folktale the peasants tell each other to feel better about being feudal slaves

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yellowandrose 19 points ago +19 / -0

awwwww.....Im gonna tell!

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PurestEvil 14 points ago +14 / -0

But it's VERBOTEN!!

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magaeducator 18 points ago +18 / -0

CHINA VIRUS

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556x45mm 12 points ago +12 / -0

CHINA VIRUS

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PatriotSkorzeny 11 points ago +11 / -0

CHINA VIRUS

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FattyWatt 7 points ago +7 / -0

CHINA VIRUS

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DiamondInTheWeeds 7 points ago +7 / -0

CHINA VIRUS!

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Sherlocks_Pocket [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

CHINA. VIRUS.

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Pede3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Beetlejuice

(China Virus)

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Grond999 3 points ago +3 / -0

UK virus strain. South African virus strain.

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

UK China virus strain. South African China virus strain.

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Block_Helen 14 points ago +14 / -0

CHYNA VYRUS

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PanderjitSingh 11 points ago +11 / -0

I prefer Chinese biowarfare attack.

Regardless of the virus’s origin the Chinese weaponised it when they shut down internal travel to contain it but allowed international travel to continue.

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FattyWatt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bio-warfare! China Virus. Biological, meaning it has to do with your body/internal systems. Virus has to do with infection, now remember! When you get a virus, you can't get it again! Your body develops anti-bodies. That's y viruses always (mutate aka) CHANGE . Coronaviruses are a category of colds, influenza A&B, etc. China's TRYING to own USA, through Social Darwinism. Stupid People can't fight just like The Left can't meme!

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RoofKorean 8 points ago +8 / -0

I prefer the Wuhan Wiggle myself.

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ProudCHUMP4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Chyna Chyna Chyna Chyna Chyna Chyna

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BigDaddyBigTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Calling it the China virus is perfectly acceptable because that's where the virus came from, China. If it comes from China, then logically it's okay to point out that China is in fact where it came from. Water is also very wet, mostly due to the wetness, which causes it to be wet.

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Kaputtmacher 7 points ago +7 / -0

Such a stupid idea can only come from China.

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ravioli_king 6 points ago +6 / -0

If China Virus is banned... Chy-Nuh Virus is not banned.

Oh and what about Chinese food? Man I miss Chinese food.

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ThatOneGirl 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fight against newspeak.

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FLIBS 6 points ago +6 / -0

You're naughty!

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Icepck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chyna Virus is still allowed!

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TheSage 4 points ago +4 / -0

El virus was hecho in China.

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MrBabySpam 4 points ago +4 / -0

BECAUSE IT CAME FROM CHYNA

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I came here just for this.

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Prometheus76 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now guess where "Spanish" Flu actually came from. Bonus round: Guess where the Black Plague came from!

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Data 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know why, I just love saying CHINA VIRUS.

CHINA VIRUS
CHINA VIRUS
CHINA VIRUS
CHINA VIRUS
CHINA VIRUS

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fightnwhitey 3 points ago +3 / -0

CHICOM VIRUS

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody was even calling it this in seriousness anymore, since like May...

but you know, Streisand effect inbound.

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Ayexern 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bruh, it's one of my favorite things to say. My favorite thing is screaming "Fuck China!" in the supermarket or the mall. It's always a treat to see people screaming to me that I'm racist or that I'm inciting violence and discrimination at Asian people. Meanwhile my based Chinese friend comes over, sits down, eats his food and we laugh at the trash these people say.

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MolonLabe77 3 points ago +3 / -0

C H I N A

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Data 2 points ago +2 / -0

V I R U S

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Bullet3250 3 points ago +3 / -0

CRITICAL COIVD ORIGIN INFORMATION.... Documents, funding, studies,..... THE NEXT REVOLUTION WITH STEVE HILTON 1/24/21 - COVID https://www.bitchute.com/video/3LaI4aqeviBh/

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

FAUCI HAS SOME S'PLAININ TO DO

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PEPEpeepee 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've literally never called it that but will start now.

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Annpi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyna Virus

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SoldierOnFire 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard CHINESE VIRUS will get around the censors.

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Klown_Kutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chinese lung aids.

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RooftopKoreanBBQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK!

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WishdoctorsSong 2 points ago +2 / -0

My favorite when asked about masks: "I have more important things to worry about"

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guitarmastershredder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck China!! Fuck You FBI!! FUCK JOE BIDEN! We will regroup then take care of all of them!!

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Pepelosi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chi-nah virus

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Johnny66 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cornholio

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FattyWatt 1 point ago +1 / -0

THE GREAT! CORNHOLIO!

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ColeDedhand2 2 points ago +2 / -0

As an Asian, I approve this message 👌.

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fightnwhitey 2 points ago +2 / -0

WUHAN COUP FLU

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CrackerJack2 2 points ago +2 / -0

So what happens if some one says "China virus" to someone in a letter to a federal agency, do they they black it out?
C _____ V_______.
Rediculous!

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TheRoadGoesOnForever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will start calling it General Tso’s Plague

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Edial 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's insane to me how China releases a virus to the entire world, resulting in the ruined livelihoods (and the loss of actual lives) of many, many people all over the world and gets off scott free. You would think it would unite the entire world against them, which would be 100% justified, but instead all that's happened is many dictator-wannabes were exposed and enabled.

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DJT_JR6544 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your favorite thing to say now might be, "Gamestop." It is mine.

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Zippythekid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mine too!!

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I_lurk_u_long_time 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it "Biden Virus"?

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DonaldoTrunmpo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep in mind it's only federal agencies you can still call it whatever. With that in mind on the off chance a virus originates in america we best be okay with.

America Virus, Yankee Flu Sickly patriot Fat ass disease Fat American Flu Conservative Sickness Kiss your cowboy goodbye disease Dirty Western Disease Or you know whatever nick name comes up for us..

Edit: China Virus

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james43552352345 1 point ago +1 / -0

Back in the day when I used facebook, there was actual idiots I would talk to that said China flu or wuhan flu is racist term and told me to stop saying it...

well big problem is that's how they name new viruses that are found. Ebola got its name when it was first discovered near the Ebola river.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola_River

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Gibsmedat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jogger

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