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GUESS WHAT MY FAVORITE THING TO SAY NOW IS? (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Sherlocks_Pocket ago by Sherlocks_Pocket +5144 / -0
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– GenericInsult 152 points ago +154 / -2

Here are some good alternatives:

  • Bamboo Flu
  • Batbola
  • Bat-Soup Croup
  • Bat-soup Flu
  • Brack Rung
  • Cantonese CantBreathe
  • CCP Lung Rot
  • CCP Virus
  • Chickity China
  • China Virus
  • China’s One-Corpse Policy
  • China Rung AIDS
  • Chinese Sicken
  • Chinese Virus
  • Chink flu
  • Ching Chang Flu
  • Chung Lung
  • Commie Cough
  • Communist Lung Herpes
  • Covid-1984
  • Dim-Sum Diarrhea
  • Faux-chi Fluke
  • Flu-Tang Clan
  • Genghis Cough
  • Giant Panda-mic
  • Guangdong Gout
  • Hong Kong Flooey
  • Kung Flu
  • Jingpei Jitters
  • Mandarin Malady
  • Peking Pandemic
  • Peoples Republic of COVID
  • Plandemic
  • Red Prague
  • Scamdemic
  • Shanghai Shivers
  • Sweet n’Sour Sicken
  • Sweet n’Sour Sniffles
  • Szechuan Sore Throat
  • The Coof
  • The Great Reap Forward
  • The Holocough
  • The Sickle Tickle
  • Tiananmen Toxicant
  • Wang Chung Lung
  • Wet Market Surprise
  • Winnie the Flu
  • WU Flu
  • Wu Ping Cough
  • Wuhan Flu
  • Wuhan Weapon
  • Wuhan Wiggle
  • Wuhanton Soup Flu
  • Xi Jin Plague
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– BigDaddyBigTrump 30 points ago +30 / -0

Sweet n'Sour Sicken caught me off guard. lmao

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– Airvh 8 points ago +8 / -0

COVID is 'General Tso's Revenge' for people choosing 'Sweet n'Sour Sicken' more often!

If you think I'm talking about Chinese food then your a racist!

There never was a General Tso in China. The closest is Zuo Zontang who wasn't a general, he was a Viceroy and later a Grand Secretary to the Eastern Library in the 1800s.

Your welcome to use these lines however you like, hopefully to make a liberal cry.

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– Icepck 20 points ago +20 / -0

Chyna Virus

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– GenericInsult 10 points ago +10 / -0

Added for future posts ;)

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– dethstouch1482 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pronounced. Chy na

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– Pepelosi 16 points ago +16 / -0

I salute you.

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– hardcorCDN 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sick list pede!

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