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Don’t even think about it Huxley. (spits in spittoon) (media.patriots.win)        PEPE       
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FuckGovernment 150 points ago +151 / -1
  1. Texas secedes
  2. Other states follow
  3. Federal government declares Civil War II under Bitch Biden
  4. We crush demoKKKrat pussies. Won't take 4 years this time.
  5. We carve off Maine and exile all demoKKKrats to that location and tell them to Fuck off or go join Canada.
  6. We strictly enforce borders and protect our new MAGA union. We outlaw communism, make English the official language, make genital mutilation a felony, outlaw abortion and hang all abortionists and pedophiles and everyone involved in the 2020 election steal.
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Kekistani 62 points ago +62 / -0

Proposed amendment to law 5 of the New Republic of Texas: remove "Maine" and add "Portland" in its place.

Maine is too nice.

California is kinda nice too without the commies.

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CahalTheMad 36 points ago +36 / -0

Plenty of human beings in California who'll gladly assist in overthrowing Commiefornia's illicit "leadership" from the inside.

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Ghostsunite 11 points ago +11 / -0

I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE IN COMMIEFORNIA ..AND I T WILL NOT BE AN EARTH QUAKE WHEN THINGS EXPLODE OUT THERE ..THE REAL REASON PISSSLOSI LETS ILLEGALS RUN WILD OUT THERE IS THEY PROVIDE A WORK FORCE FOR HER MANY WINE VINEYARDS ...TAKE THAT TO THE BANK...MAYBE THE IRS SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT HER TAX RETURNS,,,

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Mona1950 7 points ago +7 / -0

Be sure to sign the petition to oust the overlord fellow Commiefornia pedes.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Recallnewsome.com/org?

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HeavyMetalPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

FYI about California - "officially" Trump got 6M votes here, but there's plenty of election fraud talk. So it's quite possible we have more than 6M patriots in this state, but with deeply entrenched election fraud for two decades our vote will never matter.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 20 points ago +20 / -0

Kick LA and SF areas out into the pacific and the rest of California is legit based.

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wooster81 8 points ago +8 / -0

Give California the Lex Luthor makeover.

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cicero21 1 point ago +1 / -0

Arizona bay.

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ProphetOfKek 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’d include Silicon Valley in the mix.

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AbleistSL 8 points ago +8 / -0

We need to seize silicon valley and Seattle tech assets so they can't be used against us.

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Comanche_Moon 12 points ago +13 / -1

This^ Don't give them lobsters. Give them the West Coast and shit in the streets.

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Captain-D 12 points ago +12 / -0

Much of Oregon is nice and red outside of Portland and the usual suspects.

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MySidesGoUp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look up those voting maps by county in each state. Gives you much better idea of true rep..

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Captain-D 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. If you eliminate all of the mentally ill and new brainwashed child voters, all you really have left outside of Portland and much of Washington State are conservatives.

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Quietam_Unum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like "left-" or "right-", we have a "coast" problem.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, that right coast thing is really working with NYC and Philly, fren!

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QuickMaths 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don’t forget Atlanta, Boston, and DC! gotta complete the libtard stronghold set!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +5 / -1

"Let them eat lobsters" just doesn't have the right ring to it, but in the colonial and founding eras lobster was poor folk food.

Give the Ds Minnedishu, if anything. Certainly not our whole west coast!

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canadianhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you guys really that keen to give up coastlines?

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SteelMongoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's been talk in some Oregon counties of forming up with Idaho. If secession actually becomes a thing, that would isolate the Portland area. Good place for a wall.

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Regnad_2720 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whoa there, hope you mean "Portland Maine" and not "Portland Oregon"!

Those of us in Red Oregon would love to see Portland OR walled off. But we really don't need any more Liberal exiles in that city it would start smelling.

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Stolen 9 points ago +9 / -0

Join Venezuela. Canada doesn't need anymore pussies.

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FuckGovernment 9 points ago +9 / -0

It wouldn't surprise me if Justin Trudeau stole the election in Canada.

What voting machines does Canada use?

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Ikon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oddly none, paper and pencil only. I am not sure why we don't use something more permanent though for filling out the ballot.

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TrumpLover1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Love it but think American should be the official language!

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Licensetomeme 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don’t forget. National debt goes to blue states. Win, win, patriots dot win.

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Ridiculousposter 4 points ago +4 / -0

This needs to happen.

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Bald_eagle82 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like utopia to me, sign me up

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FliesTheFlag 48 points ago +48 / -0

Anyone leaving the shit blue states to the awesome red states shouldnt be allowed to vote for 6 years, cause they fuck everything up. Damn Locusts.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm in a blue state looking at moving to a red state and even though I'm based as fuck and a 1A and 2A nigh-absolutist, I totally would understand and support that law.

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Absolon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Godspeed fren.

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PepePedebone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Migrate to the great place of miother

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South_Florida_Guy 42 points ago +43 / -1

I propose Texflorida

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ministry_of_truth 58 points ago +58 / -0

Flexas

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peterthegreen 40 points ago +40 / -0

FLEXIT💪🤠👍

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sentient-potato 2 points ago +2 / -0

FLEXTIT?

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Art-Vandelay41 6 points ago +6 / -0

All my exes live in Flexas and that’s why I hang my hat in Arkannessee

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IncredibleMrE1 24 points ago +24 / -0

Please annex the entire midwest (except for Chicago)

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sometimescanbefunny 24 points ago +24 / -0

Annex everything and force all the libbies who disagree to become refugees to their favorite communist country. I don't want to give a single American acre to the trash that is the left.

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SquiggyMcPepe 11 points ago +11 / -0

What we should really do is force all the commie shitties to become their own little nations and we get to keep all the rest. Kinda a reverse hunger games. Remind them who produces all the food and energy and general goods they require to survive.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Buncha Kosovos?

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Misteranderson03 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please include Chicago. Just deport all the dems and enforce punishment for crimes. Also Chicago owns whataburger

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PepePedebone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolutely not. I loved Whataburger, but not so much anymore. Done with #CorpBeef and #cheepVote

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PresidentSelectBiden 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes

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Forbidden_outcast 4 points ago +4 / -0

TexLaMs

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Guillotifa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Texianasippi

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Forbidden_outcast 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s gonna be one of them words only the locals know how to pronounce. I like it😬

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NotQuiteHuman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope. United States of America. Make the blue regions adopt "People's Republic of America."

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John-Miller 26 points ago +26 / -0

Deport all illegal immigrants from the failed 3rd world Communist state of California!

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Ryanaissance 23 points ago +24 / -1

CA voted for Trump this time. Though the bay area should be permanently quarantined. Hollyweird and West LA too.

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Licensetomeme 6 points ago +6 / -0

Easier way to settle this. Have every red county leave. The blue counties can stay and keep the national debt. United counties of America!!!!!

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John-Miller 9 points ago +9 / -0

California/Mexico same shit.

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Ghostsunite 1 point ago +1 / -0

ADD PISSOSI TO THAT LIST

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FuckGovernment 22 points ago +22 / -0

Once Texas becomes its own independent country, my state of South Carolina would like to become annexed.

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JTL29926 10 points ago +10 / -0

Tough part about that is the shit-stain state of GA blocking a Union of Patriot States, TX, OK, LA, AL,FL, {GA - should be here}, and SC. We could take TN, KY & MO as well.

Be a fairly self sustaining bunch. We'd have Tech, Energy, Farming/Ranching and Timber - plus fairly sophisticated ports for trans-shipment.

Just a random daydream...

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sometimescanbefunny 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can't just list all of those and not AR. No way we'd let that opportunity pass us up.

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NotQuiteHuman 2 points ago +2 / -0

President Sanders of the allied Nation-State of Arkansas.

Is there a reason that shouldn't sound good?

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SHALL_NOT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well...There is also kansas nebraska dakotas montana and idaho plus indiana and (I think) the carolinas. Georgia would be completely surrounded. If Biden decided to bring that syria action back home, GA would be annexed pretty easily and they could just deport atlanta.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

On the way north from OK, no need to stop. KS NE SD ND, possibly MT WY ID. From there Canadian provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan want in, and Alaska is almost contiguous. BC would be contested.

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MyAuntFanny 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you are going as far north as Kentucky, can I plead for entry on behalf of Southern Ohio? Stop about half way up I-71 and exclude Columbus on up.

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trump_choo_choo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Iowa kindly requests to be accepted into this most glorious of unions, good fren.

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard you guys were having problems with them taking your guns

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MAGASpaceCat 18 points ago +18 / -0

To be a fellow fren you must have either eight generations of pure Texan blood or have fought diligently in the meme wars. :3

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PresidentSelectBiden 8 points ago +8 / -0

What if we're from a devout Christian family of LEOs (the good kind - not the storm trooper kind)? Does that work?

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 12 points ago +12 / -0

You’ll have to take a citizenship test

  1. Can you smoke a brisket?

  2. Name 2 George Strait Songs

  3. “The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright”

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trump_choo_choo 11 points ago +11 / -0

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Deep in the hearrrrrrt of Texas!

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PresidentSelectBiden 8 points ago +8 / -0
  1. Sweet.. This is going gre-
  2. Shit...
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ProphetOfKek 6 points ago +7 / -1
  1. Deep in the Heart of Texas! (I couldn’t stop myself!!)
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MyAuntFanny 3 points ago +3 / -0

👏👏👏

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Guillotifa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Depends on how much Goya you gotta use up

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can smoke a doobie

Name albums from George michael (not straight 🌈)

"We are the world. We are the children".

Did I pass the test? I'm trying to move from a blue state.

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Ridiculousposter 5 points ago +5 / -0

My family has been here since the Civil War. So...6ish generations.

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Filetsmignon 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm pretty sure the majority of men who fought for Texas independence at San Jacinto were not from Texas. I would say any fren willing to stand with and for the new free nation of Texas is welcome to join.

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Proudly_Deplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quite a few Tennesseans and Kentuckians fought at the Alamo, too.

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Goldlight 15 points ago +15 / -0

we need the entire midwest, florida, and others to join as well

we should also get the red counties in blue states to join in

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Seth_MTB101 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah because I don't want to be stuck with the dem states, I live in PA in one of the reddest counties

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Goldlight 2 points ago +2 / -0

PA should be red but you know

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Seth_MTB101 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah I know lol

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TheRedLipstikPatriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

TEXAS FOR THE WIN!!!

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peterthegreen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Texas.win when?

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TheRedLipstikPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s the spirit! We need a Texas.win

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Ronnan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Call to all red Trump states to join us in Texas re bread basket of US, energy industry and believers in freedom of speech.

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Juicebusters 10 points ago +10 / -0

Alberta would join and the great thing is that President Cruz was born and raised in the great Province of Alberta.. well not so much 'raised' but toddlered i guess we might say.

Destiny maybe?

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Scrotus_Rex 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bless Alberta for giving Texans Ted The Zodiac Killer Cruz.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

What about Saskatchewan?

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NotQuiteHuman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. It's about time Mississippi isn't the hardest state to spell.

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Juicebusters 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they rejoin Alberta. Really, the average Canadian is surprised to learn Alberta and Saskatchewan were to be a single province aka 'Buffalo' until Eastern politicians, with their keen forethought decided that would be too much land and too much political power.

My best guess is that Alberta and Saskatchewan 'reunite' and they can call it 'Buffalo' if they want but they will leave Canadian Federation and join a new Union.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey Buffalo Bill ...

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GeneralBoobs 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Bluebonnet Republic.

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Misteranderson03 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why would you change what is already the best of the 50 flags?

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SaltyBobCat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Chill out porky smoke a brisket

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Toughsky_Shitsky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why not both?

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Tejas_Pepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Am Texan, born and bred, been here all my life and ain't going nowhere.

You can get both here at any BBQ place. I always get a plate lunch combo. Brisket, Spareribs and sausage.

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Buckaroos 5 points ago +5 / -0

The bill that the Texas rep. was getting signatures has been filed as of yesterday: https://capitol.texas.gov/BillLookup/History.aspx?LegSess=87R&Bill=HB1359. Any Texans around, you should contact your rep and urge them to support it.

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quiznossucks1 5 points ago +5 / -0

anyone here from TEXAS please go to https://tnm.me/texit and join the more that join the less the state reps will shoot it down....don't forget to call your state rep and let them know that you voting for them depends on how they vote....

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SonofAnu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Y'all can go to hell, I’m going to Texas ~ Davy Crockett

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PepePedebone 4 points ago +6 / -2

Flag needs work. Maybe add "Yee Fuck'n Haw Commies", or maybe just add some latin bullsh!t.

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Filetsmignon 6 points ago +6 / -0

We Texans will not be changing from our current flag. There is nothing more Texan than that glorious one star red, white and blue flag. That's settled.

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PepePedebone 3 points ago +3 / -0

I understand. Lived there for 5yrs and loved it. I have nothing but love, for the Republic of Texas. I did not mean to offend, in fact, 1/50 th of me is Texan. I consider Texans like no other. God bless the Republic of Texas!

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YeeFucknHawCommies 5 points ago +5 / -0

In honor of your geniusness u/PepePedebone, I hereby present my new user name.

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PepePedebone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you kindly. I accept this honor and thank Donald J. Trump for the leadership and entertainment that has inspired Our Nation.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yee fuckin haw in Latin

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PepePedebone 3 points ago +3 / -0

No Moreus Bullshetus, Commietas

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aka stop the malarkey, Joe

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PepePedebone 1 point ago +1 / -0

on point

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Tejas_Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Flag needs work.

Word of advice, never say that out loud in Texas.

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PepePedebone 1 point ago +1 / -0

apparently you didn't see the same flag as me, in the meme. No intention to offend, pede. I'm good with the Lone Star.

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Friar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lots of people moving to Texas who will be voting Republican (conservative). That part is good news.

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don_elbowdrop_hilary 3 points ago +3 / -0

NONFRENS WILL BE BOPPED

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Gmelindag 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am at Texan! I hope we secede!

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DontTreadOnPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Texas means "Frens"!

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Tejas_Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Howdy Fren!

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IwillRefuse 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Peodophiles Republic of Liberalamericastan can ban all fossil fuels and starve while we enjoy cheap energy and sell it sell it sell it.

Need some oil or wheat? You gonna pay for it freaks!

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PropagandaWizard1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really hope Texas finds it's balls and does it.

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Yuri_Gagarin 1 point ago +1 / -0

What would be truly monumental is if a couple of Canadian provences went with the 20 or so states to form a new country.

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Honkycracker 1 point ago +1 / -0

We will be your huckleberry.

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EdisonHwy 1 point ago +1 / -0

As long as you are not the huckle bearer....

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Moebius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like the meme. Don't like the flag...looks too much like that EU fag flag...

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Trump_2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just imagine how much the CIA and others will fuck with the states that separate. They are going to sabatoge the F out of us. Since it would be another country, it's perfectly fine. Gloves are off.

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sometimescanbefunny 4 points ago +4 / -0

But it would also be perfectly fine to do to the fed and commies whatever we so desired. It cuts both ways.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Almost sounds like civil war. See the above comments re: yee haw commie bastards

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SFAM1A 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shut Up and Take My Money

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memechallenger33 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love Texas Pepe! Don't mess with Texas Pepe!

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +1 / -0

... much love from Jefferson State! We got u fam!!! <3 MAGA2021

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

everything is big in texas.

Long live my country Texas

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Scrotus_Rex 10 points ago +10 / -0

Shut the fuck up shill. All leftists will be deported, but we’ll keep their money, property etc. Mexico will be our first trading partner, followed by Australia and other uncucked countries. We’ll soak up all the hispanic/latinos that immigrate LEGALLY and you fuckers can build and fix and farm your own shit. We’ll be be keeping HP, Google and Oracle assets. We already have our own space program (SpaceX/NASA Houston). We’ll deport all our criminals into your precious shitholes and watch as conservatives from all over America come here and you starve because your precious intellectuals know fuck all about anything that doesn’t involve jerking off a keyboard. We literally need nothing from anyone. Get fucked.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Note: much about Australia has cucked.

I doubt this reflects their actual population, but am not sure.

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Scrotus_Rex 1 point ago +1 / -0

If their current China problems devolve any further, uncucking may occur...Texas will keep an eye on them (they’re everywhere here, similar climate, fewer small things that can kill you).

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Ridiculousposter 7 points ago +7 / -0

You just called a lot of us Texans fucking idiots. Kindly fuck off.

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Stolen 7 points ago +7 / -0

Blow it out of your shortz. Highly Marxist motivated but lazy sissies that can't survive the real world.

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TexasSupreme [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice try, Huxley

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NotQuiteHuman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, genius, what do you guys intend to eat?

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Tejas_Pepe 1 point ago +2 / -1

You're kidding, right? Tell me you're not that stupid.

That´s Right You´re Not From Texas

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NotQuiteHuman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was replying to the "highly educated" genius who thinks you can eat computer software and fiat currency. If Texas bails, the other red states/counties probably follow, and that's most of America's food production.

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Tejas_Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah, understood, sorry.