Federal government declares Civil War II under Bitch Biden
We crush demoKKKrat pussies. Won't take 4 years this time.
We carve off Maine and exile all demoKKKrats to that location and tell them to Fuck off or go join Canada.
We strictly enforce borders and protect our new MAGA union. We outlaw communism, make English the official language, make genital mutilation a felony, outlaw abortion and hang all abortionists and pedophiles and everyone involved in the 2020 election steal.
I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE IN COMMIEFORNIA ..AND I T WILL NOT BE AN EARTH QUAKE WHEN THINGS EXPLODE OUT THERE ..THE REAL REASON PISSSLOSI LETS ILLEGALS RUN WILD OUT THERE IS THEY PROVIDE A WORK FORCE FOR HER MANY WINE VINEYARDS ...TAKE THAT TO THE BANK...MAYBE THE IRS SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT HER TAX RETURNS,,,
FYI about California - "officially" Trump got 6M votes here, but there's plenty of election fraud talk. So it's quite possible we have more than 6M patriots in this state, but with deeply entrenched election fraud for two decades our vote will never matter.
Yep. If you eliminate all of the mentally ill and new brainwashed child voters, all you really have left outside of Portland and much of Washington State are conservatives.
There's been talk in some Oregon counties of forming up with Idaho. If secession actually becomes a thing, that would isolate the Portland area. Good place for a wall.
Whoa there, hope you mean "Portland Maine" and not "Portland Oregon"!
Those of us in Red Oregon would love to see Portland OR walled off. But we really don't need any more Liberal exiles in that city it would start smelling.
I'm in a blue state looking at moving to a red state and even though I'm based as fuck and a 1A and 2A nigh-absolutist, I totally would understand and support that law.
Annex everything and force all the libbies who disagree to become refugees to their favorite communist country. I don't want to give a single American acre to the trash that is the left.
What we should really do is force all the commie shitties to become their own little nations and we get to keep all the rest. Kinda a reverse hunger games. Remind them who produces all the food and energy and general goods they require to survive.
Tough part about that is the shit-stain state of GA blocking a Union of Patriot States, TX, OK, LA, AL,FL, {GA - should be here}, and SC. We could take TN, KY & MO as well.
Be a fairly self sustaining bunch. We'd have Tech, Energy, Farming/Ranching and Timber - plus fairly sophisticated ports for trans-shipment.
Well...There is also kansas nebraska dakotas montana and idaho plus indiana and (I think) the carolinas. Georgia would be completely surrounded. If Biden decided to bring that syria action back home, GA would be annexed pretty easily and they could just deport atlanta.
On the way north from OK, no need to stop. KS NE SD ND, possibly MT WY ID. From there Canadian provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan want in, and Alaska is almost contiguous. BC would be contested.
I'm pretty sure the majority of men who fought for Texas independence at San Jacinto were not from Texas. I would say any fren willing to stand with and for the new free nation of Texas is welcome to join.
Alberta would join and the great thing is that President Cruz was born and raised in the great Province of Alberta.. well not so much 'raised' but toddlered i guess we might say.
I think they rejoin Alberta. Really, the average Canadian is surprised to learn Alberta and Saskatchewan were to be a single province aka 'Buffalo' until Eastern politicians, with their keen forethought decided that would be too much land and too much political power.
My best guess is that Alberta and Saskatchewan 'reunite' and they can call it 'Buffalo' if they want but they will leave Canadian Federation and join a new Union.
anyone here from TEXAS please go to https://tnm.me/texit and join the more that join the less the state reps will shoot it down....don't forget to call your state rep and let them know that you voting for them depends on how they vote....
We Texans will not be changing from our current flag. There is nothing more Texan than that glorious one star red, white and blue flag. That's settled.
I understand. Lived there for 5yrs and loved it. I have nothing but love, for the Republic of Texas. I did not mean to offend, in fact, 1/50 th of me is Texan. I consider Texans like no other. God bless the Republic of Texas!
Just imagine how much the CIA and others will fuck with the states that separate. They are going to sabatoge the F out of us. Since it would be another country, it's perfectly fine. Gloves are off.
Shut the fuck up shill. All leftists will be deported, but we’ll keep their money, property etc. Mexico will be our first trading partner, followed by Australia and other uncucked countries. We’ll soak up all the hispanic/latinos that immigrate LEGALLY and you fuckers can build and fix and farm your own shit. We’ll be be keeping HP, Google and Oracle assets. We already have our own space program (SpaceX/NASA Houston). We’ll deport all our criminals into your precious shitholes and watch as conservatives from all over America come here and you starve because your precious intellectuals know fuck all about anything that doesn’t involve jerking off a keyboard. We literally need nothing from anyone. Get fucked.
If their current China problems devolve any further, uncucking may occur...Texas will keep an eye on them (they’re everywhere here, similar climate, fewer small things that can kill you).
I was replying to the "highly educated" genius who thinks you can eat computer software and fiat currency. If Texas bails, the other red states/counties probably follow, and that's most of America's food production.
Proposed amendment to law 5 of the New Republic of Texas: remove "Maine" and add "Portland" in its place.
Maine is too nice.
California is kinda nice too without the commies.
Plenty of human beings in California who'll gladly assist in overthrowing Commiefornia's illicit "leadership" from the inside.
I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE IN COMMIEFORNIA ..AND I T WILL NOT BE AN EARTH QUAKE WHEN THINGS EXPLODE OUT THERE ..THE REAL REASON PISSSLOSI LETS ILLEGALS RUN WILD OUT THERE IS THEY PROVIDE A WORK FORCE FOR HER MANY WINE VINEYARDS ...TAKE THAT TO THE BANK...MAYBE THE IRS SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT HER TAX RETURNS,,,
Be sure to sign the petition to oust the overlord fellow Commiefornia pedes.
Recallnewsome.com/org?
FYI about California - "officially" Trump got 6M votes here, but there's plenty of election fraud talk. So it's quite possible we have more than 6M patriots in this state, but with deeply entrenched election fraud for two decades our vote will never matter.
Kick LA and SF areas out into the pacific and the rest of California is legit based.
Give California the Lex Luthor makeover.
Arizona bay.
I’d include Silicon Valley in the mix.
We need to seize silicon valley and Seattle tech assets so they can't be used against us.
This^ Don't give them lobsters. Give them the West Coast and shit in the streets.
Much of Oregon is nice and red outside of Portland and the usual suspects.
Look up those voting maps by county in each state. Gives you much better idea of true rep..
Yep. If you eliminate all of the mentally ill and new brainwashed child voters, all you really have left outside of Portland and much of Washington State are conservatives.
Sounds like "left-" or "right-", we have a "coast" problem.
Yeah, that right coast thing is really working with NYC and Philly, fren!
Don’t forget Atlanta, Boston, and DC! gotta complete the libtard stronghold set!
"Let them eat lobsters" just doesn't have the right ring to it, but in the colonial and founding eras lobster was poor folk food.
Give the Ds Minnedishu, if anything. Certainly not our whole west coast!
Are you guys really that keen to give up coastlines?
There's been talk in some Oregon counties of forming up with Idaho. If secession actually becomes a thing, that would isolate the Portland area. Good place for a wall.
Whoa there, hope you mean "Portland Maine" and not "Portland Oregon"!
Those of us in Red Oregon would love to see Portland OR walled off. But we really don't need any more Liberal exiles in that city it would start smelling.
Join Venezuela. Canada doesn't need anymore pussies.
It wouldn't surprise me if Justin Trudeau stole the election in Canada.
What voting machines does Canada use?
Oddly none, paper and pencil only. I am not sure why we don't use something more permanent though for filling out the ballot.
Love it but think American should be the official language!
Don’t forget. National debt goes to blue states. Win, win, patriots dot win.
This needs to happen.
Sounds like utopia to me, sign me up
Anyone leaving the shit blue states to the awesome red states shouldnt be allowed to vote for 6 years, cause they fuck everything up. Damn Locusts.
I'm in a blue state looking at moving to a red state and even though I'm based as fuck and a 1A and 2A nigh-absolutist, I totally would understand and support that law.
Godspeed fren.
Migrate to the great place of miother
I propose Texflorida
Flexas
FLEXIT💪🤠👍
FLEXTIT?
All my exes live in Flexas and that’s why I hang my hat in Arkannessee
Please annex the entire midwest (except for Chicago)
Annex everything and force all the libbies who disagree to become refugees to their favorite communist country. I don't want to give a single American acre to the trash that is the left.
What we should really do is force all the commie shitties to become their own little nations and we get to keep all the rest. Kinda a reverse hunger games. Remind them who produces all the food and energy and general goods they require to survive.
Buncha Kosovos?
Please include Chicago. Just deport all the dems and enforce punishment for crimes. Also Chicago owns whataburger
Absolutely not. I loved Whataburger, but not so much anymore. Done with #CorpBeef and #cheepVote
Yes
TexLaMs
Texianasippi
That’s gonna be one of them words only the locals know how to pronounce. I like it😬
Nope. United States of America. Make the blue regions adopt "People's Republic of America."
Deport all illegal immigrants from the failed 3rd world Communist state of California!
CA voted for Trump this time. Though the bay area should be permanently quarantined. Hollyweird and West LA too.
Easier way to settle this. Have every red county leave. The blue counties can stay and keep the national debt. United counties of America!!!!!
California/Mexico same shit.
ADD PISSOSI TO THAT LIST
Once Texas becomes its own independent country, my state of South Carolina would like to become annexed.
Tough part about that is the shit-stain state of GA blocking a Union of Patriot States, TX, OK, LA, AL,FL, {GA - should be here}, and SC. We could take TN, KY & MO as well.
Be a fairly self sustaining bunch. We'd have Tech, Energy, Farming/Ranching and Timber - plus fairly sophisticated ports for trans-shipment.
Just a random daydream...
You can't just list all of those and not AR. No way we'd let that opportunity pass us up.
President Sanders of the allied Nation-State of Arkansas.
Is there a reason that shouldn't sound good?
Well...There is also kansas nebraska dakotas montana and idaho plus indiana and (I think) the carolinas. Georgia would be completely surrounded. If Biden decided to bring that syria action back home, GA would be annexed pretty easily and they could just deport atlanta.
On the way north from OK, no need to stop. KS NE SD ND, possibly MT WY ID. From there Canadian provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan want in, and Alaska is almost contiguous. BC would be contested.
If you are going as far north as Kentucky, can I plead for entry on behalf of Southern Ohio? Stop about half way up I-71 and exclude Columbus on up.
Iowa kindly requests to be accepted into this most glorious of unions, good fren.
I heard you guys were having problems with them taking your guns
To be a fellow fren you must have either eight generations of pure Texan blood or have fought diligently in the meme wars. :3
What if we're from a devout Christian family of LEOs (the good kind - not the storm trooper kind)? Does that work?
You’ll have to take a citizenship test
Can you smoke a brisket?
Name 2 George Strait Songs
“The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright”
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Deep in the hearrrrrrt of Texas!
👏👏👏
Depends on how much Goya you gotta use up
I can smoke a doobie
Name albums from George michael (not straight 🌈)
"We are the world. We are the children".
Did I pass the test? I'm trying to move from a blue state.
LEOs? - https://static.parade.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/leo-traits.jpg
Law enforcement officer :)
My family has been here since the Civil War. So...6ish generations.
I'm pretty sure the majority of men who fought for Texas independence at San Jacinto were not from Texas. I would say any fren willing to stand with and for the new free nation of Texas is welcome to join.
Quite a few Tennesseans and Kentuckians fought at the Alamo, too.
we need the entire midwest, florida, and others to join as well
we should also get the red counties in blue states to join in
yeah because I don't want to be stuck with the dem states, I live in PA in one of the reddest counties
PA should be red but you know
yeah I know lol
TEXAS FOR THE WIN!!!
Texas.win when?
That’s the spirit! We need a Texas.win
Call to all red Trump states to join us in Texas re bread basket of US, energy industry and believers in freedom of speech.
Alberta would join and the great thing is that President Cruz was born and raised in the great Province of Alberta.. well not so much 'raised' but toddlered i guess we might say.
Destiny maybe?
Bless Alberta for giving Texans Ted The Zodiac Killer Cruz.
What about Saskatchewan?
Yes. It's about time Mississippi isn't the hardest state to spell.
I think they rejoin Alberta. Really, the average Canadian is surprised to learn Alberta and Saskatchewan were to be a single province aka 'Buffalo' until Eastern politicians, with their keen forethought decided that would be too much land and too much political power.
My best guess is that Alberta and Saskatchewan 'reunite' and they can call it 'Buffalo' if they want but they will leave Canadian Federation and join a new Union.
Hey Buffalo Bill ...
The Bluebonnet Republic.
Why would you change what is already the best of the 50 flags?
Chill out porky smoke a brisket
Why not both?
Am Texan, born and bred, been here all my life and ain't going nowhere.
You can get both here at any BBQ place. I always get a plate lunch combo. Brisket, Spareribs and sausage.
The bill that the Texas rep. was getting signatures has been filed as of yesterday: https://capitol.texas.gov/BillLookup/History.aspx?LegSess=87R&Bill=HB1359. Any Texans around, you should contact your rep and urge them to support it.
anyone here from TEXAS please go to https://tnm.me/texit and join the more that join the less the state reps will shoot it down....don't forget to call your state rep and let them know that you voting for them depends on how they vote....
Y'all can go to hell, I’m going to Texas ~ Davy Crockett
Flag needs work. Maybe add "Yee Fuck'n Haw Commies", or maybe just add some latin bullsh!t.
We Texans will not be changing from our current flag. There is nothing more Texan than that glorious one star red, white and blue flag. That's settled.
I understand. Lived there for 5yrs and loved it. I have nothing but love, for the Republic of Texas. I did not mean to offend, in fact, 1/50 th of me is Texan. I consider Texans like no other. God bless the Republic of Texas!
In honor of your geniusness u/PepePedebone, I hereby present my new user name.
Thank you kindly. I accept this honor and thank Donald J. Trump for the leadership and entertainment that has inspired Our Nation.
Yee fuckin haw in Latin
No Moreus Bullshetus, Commietas
Aka stop the malarkey, Joe
on point
Word of advice, never say that out loud in Texas.
apparently you didn't see the same flag as me, in the meme. No intention to offend, pede. I'm good with the Lone Star.
Lots of people moving to Texas who will be voting Republican (conservative). That part is good news.
NONFRENS WILL BE BOPPED
I am at Texan! I hope we secede!
Texas means "Frens"!
Fact Check: TRUE! https://www.tshaonline.org/handbook/entries/texas-origin-of-name
Howdy Fren!
The Peodophiles Republic of Liberalamericastan can ban all fossil fuels and starve while we enjoy cheap energy and sell it sell it sell it.
Need some oil or wheat? You gonna pay for it freaks!
I really hope Texas finds it's balls and does it.
What would be truly monumental is if a couple of Canadian provences went with the 20 or so states to form a new country.
We will be your huckleberry.
As long as you are not the huckle bearer....
Like the meme. Don't like the flag...looks too much like that EU fag flag...
Just imagine how much the CIA and others will fuck with the states that separate. They are going to sabatoge the F out of us. Since it would be another country, it's perfectly fine. Gloves are off.
But it would also be perfectly fine to do to the fed and commies whatever we so desired. It cuts both ways.
Almost sounds like civil war. See the above comments re: yee haw commie bastards
Shut Up and Take My Money
I love Texas Pepe! Don't mess with Texas Pepe!
... much love from Jefferson State! We got u fam!!! <3 MAGA2021
everything is big in texas.
Long live my country Texas
Shut the fuck up shill. All leftists will be deported, but we’ll keep their money, property etc. Mexico will be our first trading partner, followed by Australia and other uncucked countries. We’ll soak up all the hispanic/latinos that immigrate LEGALLY and you fuckers can build and fix and farm your own shit. We’ll be be keeping HP, Google and Oracle assets. We already have our own space program (SpaceX/NASA Houston). We’ll deport all our criminals into your precious shitholes and watch as conservatives from all over America come here and you starve because your precious intellectuals know fuck all about anything that doesn’t involve jerking off a keyboard. We literally need nothing from anyone. Get fucked.
Note: much about Australia has cucked.
I doubt this reflects their actual population, but am not sure.
If their current China problems devolve any further, uncucking may occur...Texas will keep an eye on them (they’re everywhere here, similar climate, fewer small things that can kill you).
You just called a lot of us Texans fucking idiots. Kindly fuck off.
Blow it out of your shortz. Highly Marxist motivated but lazy sissies that can't survive the real world.
Nice try, Huxley
Hey, genius, what do you guys intend to eat?
You're kidding, right? Tell me you're not that stupid.
That´s Right You´re Not From Texas
I was replying to the "highly educated" genius who thinks you can eat computer software and fiat currency. If Texas bails, the other red states/counties probably follow, and that's most of America's food production.
Ah, understood, sorry.