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Don’t even think about it Huxley. (spits in spittoon) (media.patriots.win)        PEPE       
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FuckGovernment 150 points ago +151 / -1
  1. Texas secedes
  2. Other states follow
  3. Federal government declares Civil War II under Bitch Biden
  4. We crush demoKKKrat pussies. Won't take 4 years this time.
  5. We carve off Maine and exile all demoKKKrats to that location and tell them to Fuck off or go join Canada.
  6. We strictly enforce borders and protect our new MAGA union. We outlaw communism, make English the official language, make genital mutilation a felony, outlaw abortion and hang all abortionists and pedophiles and everyone involved in the 2020 election steal.
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Kekistani 62 points ago +62 / -0

Proposed amendment to law 5 of the New Republic of Texas: remove "Maine" and add "Portland" in its place.

Maine is too nice.

California is kinda nice too without the commies.

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CahalTheMad 36 points ago +36 / -0

Plenty of human beings in California who'll gladly assist in overthrowing Commiefornia's illicit "leadership" from the inside.

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Ghostsunite 11 points ago +11 / -0

I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE IN COMMIEFORNIA ..AND I T WILL NOT BE AN EARTH QUAKE WHEN THINGS EXPLODE OUT THERE ..THE REAL REASON PISSSLOSI LETS ILLEGALS RUN WILD OUT THERE IS THEY PROVIDE A WORK FORCE FOR HER MANY WINE VINEYARDS ...TAKE THAT TO THE BANK...MAYBE THE IRS SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT HER TAX RETURNS,,,

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Mona1950 7 points ago +7 / -0

Be sure to sign the petition to oust the overlord fellow Commiefornia pedes.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Recallnewsome.com/org?

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HeavyMetalPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

FYI about California - "officially" Trump got 6M votes here, but there's plenty of election fraud talk. So it's quite possible we have more than 6M patriots in this state, but with deeply entrenched election fraud for two decades our vote will never matter.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 20 points ago +20 / -0

Kick LA and SF areas out into the pacific and the rest of California is legit based.

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wooster81 8 points ago +8 / -0

Give California the Lex Luthor makeover.

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cicero21 1 point ago +1 / -0

Arizona bay.

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ProphetOfKek 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’d include Silicon Valley in the mix.

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AbleistSL 8 points ago +8 / -0

We need to seize silicon valley and Seattle tech assets so they can't be used against us.

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Comanche_Moon 12 points ago +13 / -1

This^ Don't give them lobsters. Give them the West Coast and shit in the streets.

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Captain-D 12 points ago +12 / -0

Much of Oregon is nice and red outside of Portland and the usual suspects.

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MySidesGoUp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look up those voting maps by county in each state. Gives you much better idea of true rep..

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Quietam_Unum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like "left-" or "right-", we have a "coast" problem.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +5 / -1

"Let them eat lobsters" just doesn't have the right ring to it, but in the colonial and founding eras lobster was poor folk food.

Give the Ds Minnedishu, if anything. Certainly not our whole west coast!

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canadianhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you guys really that keen to give up coastlines?

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SteelMongoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's been talk in some Oregon counties of forming up with Idaho. If secession actually becomes a thing, that would isolate the Portland area. Good place for a wall.

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Regnad_2720 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whoa there, hope you mean "Portland Maine" and not "Portland Oregon"!

Those of us in Red Oregon would love to see Portland OR walled off. But we really don't need any more Liberal exiles in that city it would start smelling.

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Stolen 9 points ago +9 / -0

Join Venezuela. Canada doesn't need anymore pussies.

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FuckGovernment 9 points ago +9 / -0

It wouldn't surprise me if Justin Trudeau stole the election in Canada.

What voting machines does Canada use?

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Ikon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oddly none, paper and pencil only. I am not sure why we don't use something more permanent though for filling out the ballot.

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TrumpLover1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Love it but think American should be the official language!

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Licensetomeme 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don’t forget. National debt goes to blue states. Win, win, patriots dot win.

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Ridiculousposter 4 points ago +4 / -0

This needs to happen.

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Bald_eagle82 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like utopia to me, sign me up