Federal government declares Civil War II under Bitch Biden
We crush demoKKKrat pussies. Won't take 4 years this time.
We carve off Maine and exile all demoKKKrats to that location and tell them to Fuck off or go join Canada.
We strictly enforce borders and protect our new MAGA union. We outlaw communism, make English the official language, make genital mutilation a felony, outlaw abortion and hang all abortionists and pedophiles and everyone involved in the 2020 election steal.
Proposed amendment to law 5 of the New Republic of Texas: remove "Maine" and add "Portland" in its place.
Maine is too nice.
California is kinda nice too without the commies.