Federal government declares Civil War II under Bitch Biden
We crush demoKKKrat pussies. Won't take 4 years this time.
We carve off Maine and exile all demoKKKrats to that location and tell them to Fuck off or go join Canada.
We strictly enforce borders and protect our new MAGA union. We outlaw communism, make English the official language, make genital mutilation a felony, outlaw abortion and hang all abortionists and pedophiles and everyone involved in the 2020 election steal.
Whoa there, hope you mean "Portland Maine" and not "Portland Oregon"!
Those of us in Red Oregon would love to see Portland OR walled off. But we really don't need any more Liberal exiles in that city it would start smelling.
Proposed amendment to law 5 of the New Republic of Texas: remove "Maine" and add "Portland" in its place.
Maine is too nice.
California is kinda nice too without the commies.
Whoa there, hope you mean "Portland Maine" and not "Portland Oregon"!
Those of us in Red Oregon would love to see Portland OR walled off. But we really don't need any more Liberal exiles in that city it would start smelling.