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Choomguy 35 points ago +36 / -1

My mom just came back positive, shes in her 80s. Yesterday i called to check in on her, she was dyeing her own hair.

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Hanging_Chad 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thoughts and prayers

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Sandersballistics 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 7 points ago +7 / -0

So what you’re saying is she dyed

Ba dum tss

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Choomguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, haha,

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Plsdontfireme 3 points ago +3 / -0

My aunt is 89 and recovered. They kept her in the hospital expecting her to die... she was fine

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Plsdontfireme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never had any issues at all

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Judicator 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hospital Statistician:

"Hmm. Checks out! ticks another three tally marks that should be another $90k for our hospital, which calculates to be pushes up glasses and pulls out calculator another 15 dollars on my "bonus"! Now, if I just wiggle the plug on just five of the vehicle accident ward patients, that should give me all I need to take my flight to Disneyworld! It'll also show those filthy carbon polluters too!"

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LoobintheToobin 0 points ago +1 / -1

Did she get vaccinated?

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Choomguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

No. They havent got to her age group yet in my state. They put smokers ahead of her, i shit you not. She probably wont get the vaccine. My mom is so based that she went to a fondue party during the intial shut down. She spent the plandemic driving her friends to appointments and the grocery store, and taking care of my handicapped brother. She said she didn’t want to spend her remaining years cowering from a flu. Best mom ever.

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prayers for her speedy recovery. Sounds like she has the best possible immune system and has been keeping it worked out! Props to her for living her life. May you two have many many years together. Blessings and Peace.

Oh and you’re so lucky she is based. Say no to death shots.