Well, you go see Roger Goodell and tell him that every [email protected]#$%^&*ing player gets the same salary (EQUITY). He can see that they all get what the highest player gets or he can see that they all get what the lowest player gets or somewhere in between. I don't give a tinkers dam BUT THEY ALL GET THE SAME.

C'mon man, I know you can do it Joe. Now, when you get'er done, run over to the NBA and see that they all get the same pay (EQUITY). Every [email protected]#$%^&ing last one of them.

Then go to the head of the Teacher's Union and tell them that every [email protected]#$%^&*ing teacher in the USA gets the same pay.

Then grab a camera and tell us how we should all buckle down and make nice with the EQUITY. BUT NOT ONE MINUTE BEFORE YOU PULL OFF THE NFL/NBA/TEACHERS EQUITY.