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Pierre_Delectoes 127 points ago +127 / -0

There's no easy way to regulate it it. What are they going to do, ban people from buying a stock if someone has a short position on it? Ban people from posting on social media about their positions?

There is no way to prevent people from doing this without restricting trading overall.

My guess is they won't restrict what we the people can do. They will empower the brokerages and stock exchanges to more aggressively do what we saw them doing today, stopping trading and protecting the industry players. You're going to see Biden's admin legalize taking their ball and going home if they take a loss.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 53 points ago +53 / -0

If they do anything at all expect some kind of middleman bureaucracy that "vets" potential traders that they'll suarcoat as "adding more jobs".

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Hanging_Chad 23 points ago +23 / -0

Don't give them any ideas

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Ballind 33 points ago +33 / -0

The hedge fund is the party who fucked up. They created a situation where they were extremely illiquid and bragged about it publicly. The only people who should really face consequences are the PM's

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 20 points ago +20 / -0

This wouldn’t have happened if they did what their name said and hedged their bets

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Tcrlaf1 27 points ago +27 / -0

The Plebs cannot be allowed to organize a stand against ANYTHING the Democrat-owning Billionaires want to do. That includes shorting and bankrupting a company with thousands of employees, to make a short term gain.

Welcome to Germany, 1938 folks....

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VoidWanderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopefully we're smart enough this time to make sure the ones causing the problems can't skip out like they did the last time leaving others to take the blame and punishment for things they didn't do.

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Titan93 13 points ago +13 / -0

ban people from standing up to the corruptocracy. Punishment by concentration camp no bail.

Spez: Woketocratic oligarchy

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BadManOrange 10 points ago +10 / -0

It'll likely be a situation where if any stock starts to rocket without news they'll instantly freeze it and cancel any trades that come in for that stock.

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HKFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

essentially a casino when you've won too much. Yes, the corruption is that fucking obvious

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VoidWanderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congressional members will of course be immune to such penalties. After all they only need to stop the rabble from playing the game, they can't be prevented from taking their "fair share."

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Lurker404 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yea, lobbyist are going to hand them some pre-written bill and they'll push it through.

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crazyjackel 69 points ago +70 / -1

How do you become a president and not be able to understand this situation. The hedge funds fucked up. Here is what is going to happen plain and simple: a bailout to the hedge funds.

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consumptiveballerina 53 points ago +53 / -0

He's not president.

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Coprolite 9 points ago +9 / -0

True this is.

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powershellder 7 points ago +7 / -0

He’s not president, but if he were, the answer would be “fraud”.

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h4yw1r3_ 23 points ago +23 / -0

its going to be fucking epic to watch heads explode if there's a bailout that makes to to the books before the stimulus checks get cut. I don't think the MSM can handle that type of shit.

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guten_morgen 13 points ago +13 / -0

You underestimate their power of mental gymnastics.

I saw a headline today that the GameStop situation is Trump's fault.

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infowarlord 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anything bad that happens during at least the next 4 years will be trumps fault. Maybe for the next several decades. Anything good that happens was 100% them.

These people are insufferable assholes.

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ScullyMully 1 point ago +1 / -0

These people are insufferable assholes

But we have to suffer them

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Salty_Dad 2 points ago +2 / -0

The news won’t cover it, that’s how they’ll play that card.

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Gabriels_Horn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait until they see what we are going to do to the paper silver market this morning where prices are super suppressed at $25.25. JPMorgan and Bank of America will be begging for mercy as we unleash a Kraken Can of Whoopass on the banking cabal. Silver stackers will finally get their physical silver priced according to the market.

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Whereami 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too big to fail. I remember that term, do you?

This whole system will come crashing down soon enough.

How do we emerge victorious? And not like Venezuela?

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VoidWanderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep our firearms. That's how you deal with tyrants.

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Vanpool 7 points ago +7 / -0

BIden doesn't even know he's alive

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iSignedUpForThis 3 points ago +3 / -0

He emailed Corn Pop but he hasn't written back yet.

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AtariArtist 67 points ago +68 / -1

But isn't Biden smrty smart? Certainly he'll use his leadership and business experience to solve their little problem.

Oh wait that was the last President.

They're fuckity fuck fucked.

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residue69 36 points ago +36 / -0

Joe should just ask Hunter what to do.

Biden Defends Hunter as 'Smartest Man I Know'

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Winning_Bigly 21 points ago +21 / -0

Step 1: Smoke some crack

Step 2: Forget about step 2, step 1 is the most important step, go back to step 1

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marishiten 51 points ago +52 / -1

They're going to sic the feds on the people doing it. The SEC is going to roll back those stocks and freeze trading on them. Then they're going to seize the assets and arrest anyone involved with Financial Fraud.

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Dirk_Diggler 40 points ago +40 / -0

They do that, every normie pulls out of the market, then en masse, pull a full bank runs. It all collapses. There is no more rich/poor. It's all pretty much poor. Everyone will be exchanging bottle caps...

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Saltyminer11 20 points ago +20 / -0

I agree with this. Some things are a dangerous game. Math keeps score.

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electrictrout1776 15 points ago +15 / -0

Uhh guys I’m starting to think this is the catalyst for the great reset

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Whereami 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m with you.

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DemsH8America 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ammo is gonna be the currency of the free and prosperous.

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Dirk_Diggler 6 points ago +6 / -0

I agree. Bottle caps was a gaming reference, from the game Fallout. A game where you survive the wasteland after the collapse of civilization. Bottle caps are the currency ;)

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VoidWanderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Technically water is the actual currency, you just can't realistically carry around 500 gallons of it easily which is why they subbed in caps.

It's funny really. A fictional universe cared more about it's economy and making sure the stand in for the currency was properly backed by that currency and hard to counterfeit than the real world that actually matters.

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ammo is already the currency of the properous. Even bullshit stupid rounds nobody uses like .50 Bae went up to like $2.30 / round.

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Perhelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, I started making a Fallout playlist....

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MAGA777Logistics 34 points ago +35 / -1

So a good chunk of Biden's 40 million voters will be arrested? Solid political play, bring it on!

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 18 points ago +18 / -0

And dipshits will insist that the free market is anything but a myth.

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Thep1mp 7 points ago +7 / -0

So.....where’s the fraud? The system is working as designed.

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ShitOfPeace 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why? What exactly is illegal about people buying an asset if they want it?

None of this should be illegal.

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Coprolite 10 points ago +11 / -1

It's open source market manipulation. It's ok for the brokerage firms to do it why can't we the people also do it?

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ShitOfPeace 15 points ago +15 / -0

We're all aware the stock is overvalued, but people want it anyways. I frankly don't see the problem.

It's the hedge funds' fault they are in this position.

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h4yw1r3_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

but big $ donors aren't getting to fuck people over in the market, that's not how they pay for it to work!

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wethepepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because retail investors are there to serve the hedge funds.

You get to play run on the rat wheel and hope you don’t get crushed when we manipulate the market to make billions

A lot of really rich assholes lost a lot of money. But worse than that. A lot of really rich assholes who have so much money they just use it to keep score when competing against other rich assholes just lost in a really big and humiliating way

This wild ride is just getting started

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Gabriels_Horn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Paper silver is looking sweet and suppressed at $25.25 this morning. Is it ready to be gamestopped?

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Reclaimer69 37 points ago +37 / -0

A group of people bought a cheap stock, it went up in price. The stock was sold, the people made money.

This happens every day, the only difference is mass coordination.

How could these people not understand?

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Ballind 35 points ago +35 / -0

There's more complexity here. It's low volume and theyb had significant open short positions. A hedge fund should've never gotten itself into the position but they're really fucked. To exit their short, they need to buy shares, compounding the forces driving up the price. Since so many people are buying, they have to pay a premium to close their short anyway, and they literally need to buy more shares than exist for the company. They're in a bad place and it's all their fault.

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Reclaimer69 18 points ago +18 / -0

How hilarious would it be if none of the banks could pay the loan, and the Fed ends up printing money to buy these stocks up.

Gahh I miss Trump for so many reasons...

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ProudWhiteMan 2 points ago +4 / -2

What printing money for the peasants without giving israel a cut? Unthinkable

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ScullyMully 1 point ago +1 / -0

they literally need to buy more shares than exist for the company

We have more votes than voters. It's fine! You just don't understand Common Core 1619 Project math.

I mean maths, like they say in Harry Potter

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Ballind 2 points ago +2 / -0

The difference is this is actually possible without fraud. The election was definitely fraud.

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Perhelion 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mass coordination is the problem, according to them. The elites are your enemy. They support the great reset because it brings socialism, which is the complete elimination of the middle class. Power is consolidated into one smaller group. Entrepreneurialism will eventually be outlawed. This is America’s future—the world’s future, whether we like it or not.

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Reclaimer69 4 points ago +4 / -0

You'll never be able to own a business unless it's Willed to you through family in the future. It'd be illegal to start up your own small lawn care service because, it cuts into the profits of Apple's new iMower 5G+ super.

Yeah I could see this happening.

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Tcrlaf1 32 points ago +32 / -0

Reddit just took it down, a sub with 3.4 MILLION subscribers. You did not think the censorship was going to end with Trump, once the Liberal Fascists started, did you?

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SydPede 25 points ago +26 / -1

WSB has gone private, likely the mods choice with the huge influx of people over the last few days

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I_Am_John_Galt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol..no. The mods were digging the fever pitch of the sub

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I_Am_John_Galt 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was wrong and I admit it. I take back my bullshit.

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Ballind 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wsb has a history of going public and private

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ProudWhiteMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

reddit will eventually only be gonewild and politics

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Perhelion 1 point ago +1 / -0

The sub is back up brother. Just an FYI. Read and enjoy! 🤗🇺🇸

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here2red 24 points ago +24 / -0

They have no idea what to do about anything.

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consumptiveballerina 13 points ago +13 / -0

They had a great CHINA VIRUS plan. /s

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Barack-Obama2 24 points ago +26 / -2

You guys don't know the cabal at all. They're not going to lose an optics game. They're going to create a great big distraction.

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slimcoat 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't understand you when you have Big Mike's dick in your mouth!

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wethepepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

That must have been the least gay post u/Barack-Obama2 has made.

Perhaps big mike needed a break?

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MAGAForeverF 1 point ago +1 / -0

9-11 part 2?

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jackneefus 20 points ago +20 / -0

No one needs to do anything. This is the normal operation of the market. The same people complaining now drove down GME stock price in the first place by holding more short positions than the company was worth.

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leo-bulero 14 points ago +14 / -0

“Totally clueless” is the illegitimate administration in a nutshell. They don’t understand anything more complicated than “arrest political opponent” and “drone strike Middle East”.

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chlofefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

but the treasury secretary is female you bigot!

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ScullyMully 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Clueless Joe" is the new "Shoeless Joe" Jackson

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Poopyonurface 14 points ago +14 / -0

Imagine if Trump still had Twitter and tweeted what Elon Musk tweeted.

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wethepepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’d probably go for a 3rd impeachment lol

Although the I don’t think he would. I think he’d leave it. Him not saying anything about it would drive the media frenzy more

“Why won’t you condemn etc”

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NullifyAndSecede 10 points ago +10 / -0

The only thing the government knows is using violence to control , steal, and murder.

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Shmioighan 9 points ago +9 / -0

The WONDEROUS joy of politics; Your politicians are generally utterly incompetent in every area they "get" to make decisions over and are only good at playing the game (which is primarily fund raising and shoulder rubbing).

What a fucking sham.

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ravioli_king 8 points ago +8 / -0

I bet the Press Secretary said "we'll circle back."

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ppalgansaek 8 points ago +8 / -0

I bet this new Press Secretary doesn't even own a binder.

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infowarlord 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, she enthusiastically pointed out that the new Treasury Secretary has a vagina, not a penis.

If that doesn’t answer everyone’s questions, I don’t know what will.

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MentalDankDown 8 points ago +8 / -0

The left and right watching and laughing and/or working to upset the crooked norm of our ruling class. I imagine that's not what China Joe meant when he said that we need to heal and unify.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Great Unifier; everybody hates him.

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PinochetsChopper 7 points ago +7 / -0

It must terrify the establishment to watch the left and right join forces in harmonious autism to fuck with their sugar daddies. I hope this is just the beginning, I hope they don't understand it, and I hope they never it see it coming.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 4 points ago +4 / -0

“This is what we get for vaccinating everyone …”

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Lobo60 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe I don’t fully understand the situation but it sounds like they gambled and lost. Why exactly do we need to do something here?

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marrkus_of_mrkopalj 5 points ago +5 / -0

It isn't that complicated. Brokers took a risk thinking it was an easy win. Turns out, it wasn't an easy win.

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NadlerShartWaddle 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the issue with government.

You don't have to do anything and you don't (or at least shouldn't) have the authority to do anything.

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Ayexern 5 points ago +5 / -0

Of course President Pedo Potato and his cabinet of mindless troglodytes don't understand the gravity of the situation. But you know damn well they are heading to the drawing board to add more regulations to put a stop to this. It's one big circle jerk of insanely retarded morons.

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TrumpIncitedErection 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please let's not use the word president in the context of a Alzheimer's patient

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PB_Mack 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Hey Fat, Isn't that one of them there places where they have the Nintendo's and you can do, the, you know, they thing?"

       ---J. Biden  FPOTUS
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spaceforce_maganaut 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is nothing to be done. I want to see some hedge funds get obliterated.

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residue69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe playing dumb while they figure out how to get "10% for the big guy" from players that just lost billions.

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walls_winning_whisky 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is what happens when you take a day off. Could someone ELI5 what’s going on with GameStop? I’m a little confused Gandalf over here... Is GameStop the current bastion of freedom?

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CisSiberianOrchestra [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

A bunch of big hedge funds decided to short the stock of GameStop (basically betting that it would go bankrupt and they could profit from it). A bunch of Redditors from r/WallStreetBets got mad at this and started buying stock in GameStop to drive up the price. Now major hedge funds are going to lose billions of dollars over it because the price of GameStop stock has exploded in the last couple of days.

tl;dr: The plebs rebelled against the elites by buying stock in a dying company. Now Wall Street is in chaos.

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wethepepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

So basically they’re buying gamestop shares and instead of selling them back so the hedge funds can close out their positions, they’re dumping them in the river?????

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ProudWhiteMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

yep, the plan is to eventually sell it but squeeze it as high as it can go.

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Trudict 6 points ago +6 / -0

To add on to siberianorchestras comment, because it's a little bit more complex then that.

So first off, if you're shorting a stock, you're basically saying to someone: "Hey, let me borrow 1 share, and I'll give 1 share back to you in X time". The person then sells the share at say, $100, and 2 weeks later if the share drops as planned... they buy it back at say $80, and give the share back, effectively profiting $20. The person loaning the share get's interest in the mean time.

So now we have this hedge fund that massively shorted GME, so much so that the amount of shares needed to cover the short is 140% of the shorts available (naked shorting, which is illegal).

If the short worked and GME went bankrupt, this wouldn't really be an issue, because they'd literally just buy the same stocks multiple times to cover the 140%. It's also important to note that many times when big funds take such huge short positions like this, the act itself hurts the company, so its viewed as kind of scummy.

Enter Reddit WSB autists.

They said: "Fuck this hedge fund trying to manipulate the market, lets buy the shit out of GME".

So instead of the share price dropping, it rises. So now, this hedge fund is on the hook to pay back all these shares. And remember, they need to pay back 140% of the shares that actually are available and liquid. They were expecting to do this at extremely low prices. Now the stock price has sky rocketed, and they need to buy these shares at extremely high prices... but the WSB autists aren't selling.

The reason they aren't selling is that these hedge funds HAVE to buy these shares. And again, they need to buy 140% of the shares that even exist. It's a guaranteed sellers market and these guys are in a position where they have to buy.

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TheRedRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Epic reply. Do it again

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hodlmybeer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Of course they don't, they're idiots.

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americaeffyeah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden's people have no fucking clue about a lot of things

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andrewjackson45 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't trust posobiec at all but I sure hope this is true

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TheRedRight 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’re not alone

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Imransgarage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Citibank didn’t pick this cabinet???

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flashersenpai 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks, Jack. Glad you can share more rumors with us. Larping asshole.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, first week and they don’t know what to do

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good. They don't see the writing on the wall, so the momentum will continue to build against the uniparty and the globalists.

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political29 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why is Biden's team calling the office of Kelly Loeffler's husband to explain to them what's happening at the stock market?

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ScullyMully 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because Raphael Warnock is away at camp preying. I mean praying

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Ironlabel1 3 points ago +3 / -0

They don’t need to do a thing the market worked

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cctw 3 points ago +3 / -0

ENFORCE THE FUCKING LAWS EQUALLY AND FAIRLY, AS THE PRESIDENT IS SUPPOSED TO DO. MAKE SURE THE MARKET IS FREE OF GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCE.

But Democrats are in charge, so the opposite will probably happen.

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iSignedUpForThis 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know who would get it? A certain Mr. Donald J. Trump GEOTUS of the Office of the Former President.

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FrmrAmericanRepublic 2 points ago +2 / -0

With how these retards think, they'd put an extra tax on anyone making 'n' amount in a given time.

Like that 100% plus you made in 24 hours? Aww shit, BidenTax time!

I don't think its a good idea, just that these fucks never stop with the tax add-ons.

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HKFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing. Nothing is what they should do. Let these hedge fund shitheads go broke. We are only playing by their own rules

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raver9876 2 points ago +2 / -0

The solution is easy, ban downloadable games and GameStop will start making enough money to support that stock price.

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nutmeg 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is there to do? Stocks aren't guaranteed, anyone can buy and sell them whenever they want for whatever reason they want.

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chucked_into_a_van 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m sure Schumer will soon be calling them ‘thugs’ on the floor of the senate.

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trumpmixtape 2 points ago +2 / -0

Complete disconnect from the 99%

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muslimporn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why should he even care?

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AdoviFreon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Knowing how stupid they are, they'll probably ban short selling.

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pcpoet 1 point ago +1 / -0

there is an answer and it is making people who buy stock pay for all of it at the time of purchase....get rid of buying short and problems fixed.

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juniorLocomotive 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about they just stay the fuck out of the "FREE MARKET"?

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FuckGovernment 1 point ago +1 / -0

Simple. The irs will raid GME and force bankruptcy. They'll file bogus charges and weigh gamestop down and sabotage the corporation.

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ScullyMully 1 point ago +1 / -0

A door pull was spotted at one, and a "MA'AM!!" was misgendered at another. Time to send in the Wokequistion and the Wytchfubder General

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ScullyMully 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gender, Queer Theory, and Intersectional Africana Studies didn't cover this? Shocked!

Call Dr. Jill Biden STAT to the ER, Emergency Remedial for a Zoom ELI5

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stonepony 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop being mean Jack Posobiec. You're badmouthing a senile confused old man. He needs his wife to hold his hand and remind him what century it is, and that he wasn't running against Bush...

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PatriotGabriel 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's because they are all retarded. But we knew that