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findthewarmspot 139 points ago +139 / -0

I just laughed out loud, alone, in public!! Retard6969 is my new hero!!

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magapotus 40 points ago +40 / -0

I read it three times. Each time I laughed more and more, resulting in a fifteen second coughing spell. 🤣

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Chad_D_Thunderglock 4 points ago +4 / -0

My sides are in orbit, been laughing with my coworkers looking at me weird for 5 minutes now. Was NOT expecting that.

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Hiya 21 points ago +21 / -0

I lol'd too, which is rare.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 5 points ago +5 / -0

Me too dude. Hardest I've laughed in a long time actually.

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LesboPregnancyScare 86 points ago +86 / -0

Actual list:

-Rothschild

-Rothschild

-Rothschild

-Rothschild

-Rothschild

aaaaaand coming in at #68 - Elon Musk

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AlphaNathan 22 points ago +22 / -0

I think this goes by held number of worthless bank notes.

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LesboPregnancyScare 15 points ago +16 / -1

nah, its still net worth. Dont go thinking like a commie scumbag believing billionaires wealth is locked away in a Scrooge McDuck-like vault.

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

yep, and the unmeasurable influence they have to manipulate even entire countries.

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sumgen7 3 points ago +3 / -0

True. The truly $trillion rich believe it is way below their station to be on any lists.

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FuckGovernment 74 points ago +74 / -0

Qadaffi used to be the richest person.

Then Obama and Hillary had him murdered. Whatever happened to his fortune, anyways?

The richest man in the world is murdered and your fake news media never asked who got his money.

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NerBolanski 16 points ago +16 / -0

i thought it is Vladmir putin.

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TheLion 45 points ago +45 / -0

I think the richest people in the world are rich enough to not have their names out on a list.

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remember1776 25 points ago +25 / -0

Imelda Marcos once said "you're not really rich until you don't even know how rich you are".

EDIT: Full quote-- "If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am not aware of the extent of my wealth. That's how rich we are"

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Alias117 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well look at all the nice houses a lot of the Obama administration ended up buying in recent years and you have your answer.

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udevi 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hypothesize that his gold is being laundered through the Clinton gold mine in Haiti.

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Rylo 33 points ago +33 / -0

Kek’n hell man, Take my updoot sir! Bravo!

😂

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wwwchae 32 points ago +32 / -0

Who is retard6969

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SpaceMane 50 points ago +50 / -0

A hacker named 4chan

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Saltyminer11 22 points ago +22 / -0

retard6969 2024!

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SteelWolf87 11 points ago +11 / -0

A god

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MAGAmemnon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Who is John Galt?

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Pres_Trump 30 points ago +30 / -0

Now that is funny.

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YesMan 28 points ago +28 / -0

That's U/ retard6969 to you

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Saltyminer11 19 points ago +19 / -0

Thats Mr. retard6969 if you're nasty.

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Reaction_freckle 22 points ago +22 / -0

Haha 😂 that literally made me lol

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crazyfingers619 18 points ago +18 / -0

Not all retards wear capes.

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SkeletorsTeeth 15 points ago +15 / -0

...........best name ever

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PensivePatriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

You misspelled u/Deepfuckingvalue

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FromSethWithLove 10 points ago +10 / -0

Retard6969 is the real life TRON, richest man in the world

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CommieCrats 8 points ago +8 / -0

ELON the based

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nickybops 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm loving this. Fuck man...

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Trump2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

Retard6969 is about to be pushed out by cUnTdEstR0yEr420

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Basard 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOl...

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Kekintosh2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ohhhnonononono

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Awshit1 6 points ago +6 / -0

The first and last person on that list maybe one and the same...

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NotReddit2 5 points ago +5 / -0

LMAO

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 4 points ago +4 / -0

OK, that's on time. LOL

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FromSethWithLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

Noice

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Michael_Obongo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahahahahahaha

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White-tailed_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought u/DeepFuckingValue was worth more. The more WSB drains money from Hedge Funds the better.

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motrhed3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Retard6969 for president Select!

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GaryJackson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well shit! if Retard6969 can make it DARE TO BE STUPID!

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xandoxan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok fine I'll bite. Why is this funny?

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Ilikefries 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pretty sure it has to do with hedge funds shorting gamestop stock and getting hammered by redditors

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cbonez416 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just fell out of my seat hahahah

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BroadSunlitUplands 1 point ago +1 / -0

Underrated post.

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CharlesDemar72 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Real Men of Genius....Mr. Retard6969 we salute you”