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Saunders 60 points ago +60 / -0

Fucking rad

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StrongPeacemaker 23 points ago +23 / -0

Reminds me of the battle of the bulge when the Airborne were asked buy the germans to surrender

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 16 points ago +16 / -0

Laconic speech is underrated, and we owe the Spartans for it. When Philip II of Macedon had subdued most of the Greek city-states, he then threatened Sparta by asking whether he should come to their land as friend or foe. The Spartans replied: "Neither."

Not happy with that response, Philip sent another message:

"You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city."

The Spartans replied: If.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 14 points ago +14 / -0

NUTS!

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WhiteLeftistsRGeeks 37 points ago +37 / -0

WallStBets just pissed off some soyboys & feminazis with inferiority complexes.

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donaldo_dil_trumpini 8 points ago +8 / -0

to be honest their forums have pics of AOC, Elizabeth Warren and they are supporting them but hey....at least the short squeeze is good.

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Thiswillbeintheexam 6 points ago +6 / -0

WSB: Eat a dick!

Commies: wtf I love oligarchs now!

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Hanging_Chad 5 points ago +5 / -0

WSB: ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

SEC: ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

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Philhelm 18 points ago +19 / -1

Can you get arrested for saying that? What if the same people who voted via text actually decided to eat a dick?

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Saltyminer11 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is it a call to action? Like literally eating one?

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sum_yungai 13 points ago +13 / -0

I believe they're trying to incite them into eating a dick.

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Saltyminer11 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is that where inciting an erection comes from? I get it now!

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Themustardtiger 3 points ago +3 / -0

The whole 8

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ComebackKing 9 points ago +9 / -0

You're probably safe unless you post a meme

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's not illegal to tell a Federal employee to eat a dick. Or a whole bag of them.

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

What if I tell them they can vote via text?

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Thiswillbeintheexam 5 points ago +5 / -0

If they eat a dick, then they will probably become LBGTQIA+#$%@!

That means they will have to vote Democrat

That means that this is actually election interference.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 12 points ago +12 / -0

Also... “go jump in a lake”, “Pound sand”, “nuts”, “take a hike”, “make like a tree and leaf”, “buzz off”, “fuhgeddaboutit”

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

What if they take a hike for real? FBI should get on this...

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yellowandrose 7 points ago +7 / -0

I really loved that movie "assault on wall street"

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DC_loves_little_boys 6 points ago +6 / -0

nice

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freespeech1a 6 points ago +6 / -0

Completely agree!

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swamp_clorox 5 points ago +5 / -0

they used the word "retards" = hate speech in clown world

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saneromeo2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed.

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Patriot210 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good, they call it profits when they destroy the working mans portfolio with shorts. This will wake up even more people. They committed election fraud on multiple fronts need to wake people up on multiple fronts. Maybe the lady next door will take off 1 of her 3 masks tomorrow.

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SheikFromMozambake 3 points ago +3 / -0

Zero Hedge? Name checks out.

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Darth_Venath 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking commies are like....but we love wall street! Fuck Trumptards for bankrupting our hedgies!

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based

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nachosamplerREBORN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wallstreetbets.win

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Lowilson6170 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have a telegram channel that started today

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Stolen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eat a Bag O Dicks

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Chicken_D 1 point ago +1 / -0

EIL 5 what happen?

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juniorLocomotive 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like it!

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Magasane -16 points ago +2 / -18

Uh what they are doing is illegal and the SEC will work with Reddit to figure out who they need to go after for pushing these pumps.

Noobs don't understand they are being used as pawns.

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dixond 8 points ago +8 / -0

LOL. Typical low-information comment that I would normally expect on Reddit. Shorting over 140% of stock is illegal. The fact that some people noticed and decided to hold positions in $GME based on that fact is simply good business.

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Darth_Venath 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤔 Not sure exactly what is illegal here.

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ProudWhiteMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Making money off of hedge funds is illegal, they make money off of us not the other way around reeee

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saneromeo2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, I am ignorant af about stocks but even I know what you just said is absolute bullshit.

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Liberty4All 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's illegal? Private individuals talking on a public forum about publicly available information? Free association? Coordinated peaceful civil action to draw attention to how financiers wreck companies and rip off retail investors through illegal shorting and down-talking schemes?

The Wall Street Whiners just thought they could never lose, but they are learning the hard way they didn't rig their casino well enough. Unfortunately for us retail investors, I am sure they'll fix that soon enough.