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posted ago by jc99ta ago by jc99ta +621 / -2

We're being targeted by this corrupt, illegal administration.

One of my father's employees posted on Facebook in support of the capital protest. Nothing violent, no threats, just support.

Secret service paid him a visit.

I say waste their time. Any FBI or SS want to pay me a visit, I'll make it the longest one of your life. I talk real slow, and have a lot to say.

Biden is an illegitimate president. You protect him, you are the enemy.

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WhiteLeftistsRGeeks 85 points ago +85 / -0

Don't talk to law enforcement without a lawyer. 99.99999999% of the time it's a bad idea if you do.

Spez: typo!

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Sigma 38 points ago +38 / -0

Also, tell them you will be recording the interaction with them and proceed to do so.

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GlacialSpeed 36 points ago +36 / -0

Do Not Talk To Law Enforcement

They fuck people over every day on process crimes because they misspeak.

If they arrest you say "I am invoking my right to remain silent. I do not wish to talk to anyone without my lawyer present."

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PensivePatriot 20 points ago +21 / -1

https://youtu.be/sgWHrkDX35o

What day is it?

It’s

SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY

Take this advice, and stay out of the clink

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Philhelm 2 points ago +3 / -1

And then they just kill you. Well, maybe in a few years at this rate.

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Porkbut 12 points ago +13 / -1

Just speak in gibberish, but occasionally act like you have something important you are about to say, and then go off on some tangent again. Pretend to be a senile old man

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jc99ta [S] 12 points ago +13 / -1

Exactly, my rambling story would begin at birth when my conservative beliefs were established.

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Porkbut 9 points ago +9 / -0

You are completely misreading that if you think its about "amusing" them.

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publius1788 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Federal Agents will find it very amusing when you misspeak about something and use that to charge you with a crime. That's their job to charge you with a crime, don't talk to them without a lawyer period.

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publius1788 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't think messing around with Federal Agents is a good idea. Just say you invoke your 5th amendment right to not incriminate yourself, and your 6th amendment right to legal counsel. Give them your lawyer's name then shut the fuck up.

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Porkbut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Always excellent advice

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TomWolfsTinyDick 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Sorry to bother you Mr President"

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RedWhiteandPew 31 points ago +31 / -0

Would be a short conversation: am I under arrest and do you have a warrant. No? Please get off my property, you are treapassing.

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GenericInsult 25 points ago +25 / -0

Any FBI or SS want to pay me a visit, I'll make it the longest one of your life. I talk real slow, and have a lot to say.

That is the exact opposite of what you should do. You should open your door, don't let them in and say "Do you have a warrant? No? Have a good day.", then promptly slam the door in their faces.

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jc99ta [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yeah I was just pissed. He called me right before I posted. More an emotional reaction. I'd lawyer up fast if it happened to me.

Thanks

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MustBeTrump 13 points ago +13 / -0

You need to sort your emotions out before something like this does happen to you and you fuck yourself.

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ObamasLooseButthole 17 points ago +17 / -0

I heard that a relatively recent requirement to join the Secret Service or FBI is that you have to prove that you're gay. This has been proven by every current member of both orgs. by bending over and getting a train ran on them by the biggest fattest dicks they can find. I also heard that Big Mike goes first and he goes in dry.

I hope they visit me so I can call them gay.

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Porkbut 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is all 100% true, and i challenge the FBI or SS to prove it wrong.

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Unapologetic 5 points ago +5 / -0

They dont take your word for it. You have to literally show them spunk on your chin or youre not on.

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jc99ta [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny, Dems and establishment RINOs have the same requirement

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jc99ta [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Makes so much sense!

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trump_is_lord 14 points ago +14 / -0

DON'T TALK TO LAW ENFORCEMENT W/O A LAWYER.

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FattyWatt 8 points ago +8 / -0

^^THIS

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Dantalian 12 points ago +12 / -0

Only talk with a lawyer present, reschedule 50 times due to "health" reasons, then talk VERY slow & never get to any point they want to discuss - pretend to be Dementia Joe!

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CahalTheMad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Come on man! Fthemupstadt tigl bonz luftenwaketfs!

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FuckRioters 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's pretty unusual. Why couldn't they investigate the countless death-threats against Trump, made openly and publicly on a daily basis?

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jc99ta [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah that's what bothered me about it. Libs stormed the capital in 2018. Don't recall this ever happening to them

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CahalTheMad 5 points ago +5 / -0

None of which were ever removed from social media nor resulted in any consequences. But oh, don't you dare mention the overt electoral fraud that the left made no attempt to even hide.

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FattyWatt 9 points ago +9 / -0

BIDEN is a Manchurian candidate (benefiting CCP), he is NOT representing our USA. Joe Biden is ILLEGITIMATE, NOT elected & NOT President of the United States. He is pretending the U.S. Constitution doesn't exist & this is damaging to our country!

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GOPkilledTHEMSELVES 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fuck the feds. Thin blue line is gone. Rank and file are just as rotten as the politicians they report to.

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Mary0624 6 points ago +6 / -0

So what happened and what was he asked?

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jc99ta [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

DJT, GEOTUS

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jc99ta [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know the details of specifically what he was asked.

Just talked to my dad again, he says this guy is friends with some guys (he said bikers, I don't know) that were planning on getting a bus to the capital. This guy never went, but posted in support of it.

He says they "hacked.his Facebook". He looked at logged in sessions after the visit and all were from his phone except one from Front Royal, VA.

Unfortunately that's all the detail my dad has.

I probably should not have posted, I was just pissed and had no other outlet.

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PropagandaWizard1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

All these posts have a similar theme. Trying to make it seem ok to talk to law enforcement. "They were really nice to me and I didn't have anything to hide" or like OP is stating..."Oh talk to them as much as possible. it's ok to talk just do it slow, wouldn't that be funny fellow caterpillars"?

DO NOT TALK TO POLICE!!! EVER!! DO NOT TALK TO POLICE!!!

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jc99ta [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed. I was pissed when I made this. Probably shouldn't have.

I'd lawyer up if they came to visit.

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LoudBoys 5 points ago +5 / -0

The sole purpose of these interviews is to lock you into a story. If they ask for a statement, invite them to suck your statement out of your dick.

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jc99ta [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

FBI would definitely enjoy that I've heard

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me-no-likely2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe Biden is illegitimate and acts every day to undermine the United States.
Terminating all these energy sector and border jobs is kicking the legs out from under our economy. During a pandemic. It’s really an economic attack on our citizens. It’s an immediate return to the managed economic decline of America by an unaccountable & illegitimate Administration. It is clear to everyone that they are engineering a recession. But let’s not talk about that.

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Prometheus76 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't ever talk to them. Nothing. Your only line is "LAWYER LAYER LAWYER". That's ALL you say. "Lying" to the FBI is a felony. DON'T TALK TO THEM FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER WITHOUT A LAWYER PRESENT.

I am not a lawyer.

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The_End_Is_Now 4 points ago +4 / -0

The 1st Amendment used to be a guaranteed right to say anything you want against the government.

That’s exactly what it was written for.

The 1st Amendment should not be a crime.

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DeadOverRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Say, "I invoke the fifth amendment" in an obscure language so they have to go find a translator, then can't ask anymore when they figure it out. :)

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ComebackKing 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Fuck off" is about all they'd get from me.

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NuclearRocks1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hmmm have to add that to the list .........

Humiliation

Demonization

Persecution

Prosecution whenever possible

INTIMIDATION

The commie tag team of rinos & dimorats has a whole lot of hurt planned for Patriots 🥴

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jc99ta [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never got one.

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Brendancs0 3 points ago +3 / -0

They harass every one. They are ineffective and lame. Hey fbi you are pointless fuck off

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Gnometard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have a lot to say without actually saying anything

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trevortheshone 3 points ago +3 / -0

pics or it didn't happen

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jc99ta [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nice, I don't know the guy. Dad just has him as a maintenance man

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Meh, not worth the risk. You may waste their time, but they get paid by the hour, they don’t care. More important that you avoid any interaction that you can.

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bigmikesballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve seen a lot of these “paid a visit” posts.

I smell bullshit.

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jc99ta [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not bullshit, be careful where you post.

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