My condo didn’t have extreme enough mask rules so I helped them out
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Hahahahahaha faraday cage kek stealing
Forgot to add, "Must report to Unit __ twice daily for anal swabbing." Just use someone's address you don't like, lol.
“Doing literally nothing” “99%”
Lol. This is great.
it actually says 99.7% but the frame cut off the .7
A friend of mine who lives in a apartment building With interior Hallways Has said that People keep ripping down the signs management puts up asking people to wear masks while in common areas, hallways, etc. Then they’ll put up signs saying please don’t take down the signs and those get ripped down.
I remember back in late spring the commies who run the state parks kept putting signs up on every trail marker, sign post, etc. About wearing masks and social distancing while in the woods. Those lasted a couple days before they got ripped down, replaced and ripped down again. After a month they finally stopped replacing them.
I've never seen any of my neighbors wearing masks in the common area. Blue city, mandatory mask requirement in stores, etc.
Same type of are Dem run area, mandatory mask order, etc.
My friend reported a few did, and those that did also wore them outside walking to their cars, etc. however 99.5% never wore on once.
You forgot all persons to wear a dildo
KEK
STICKY MATERIAL
Yes!
Lmfao good work!
Top kek
Does 5G get stopped by the faraday cage?
Yep.
My work has a mask rule. I demand six feet of social distancing just to be a dick. I also “self quarantine” in my shop to avoid “potentially infecting” people. I just decided to not fight it and push it to its limits. Let’s play pandemic!
Omg lmfaooooooo
This will make it easy to spot the few biden voters that actually exist - they will follow this rule without a single thought.
You forgot 3 vaccines and a negative covid anal swab.
Anal swab is only 75% efficient. What you need is anal and throat in tandem to get to 90% efficiency.
LOL
You wouldn't happen to be in Big D? I have seen that frame in my elevator. Probably just a coincidence.
Pantyhose over a mask is probably more efficient that 2 masks
Pede level 10,000,000!!!!!!! Rad
Should add butt plug
Wat? No butt plug? The Chinese say its the perfect route for China Virus...they're looking for it there...
1 million efficient.
Lmao. Faraday cage required!!!! 😂 😂 😂
Don't mock the Faraday cage.
Sooner or later, the only people with anything on the planet will be those with Faraday cages.
Noice. I'd expect smooth brains to actually follow thru on that too.
This is funny
Lmao
What kinda faggots down voted us for saying this was funny?
For me probably women on here who hate me know. Probably personal spite