10 USE YOUR STIMMY $ TO HIRE AN ATTORNEY ON RETAINER! posted 78 days ago by JustLarping 78 days ago by JustLarping +10 / -0 6 comments share 6 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (6) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 2 ▼ – deltch 2 points 78 days ago +2 / -0 If you're in Texas, buy this https://www.uslawshield.com/ permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 78 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – deltch 1 point 78 days ago +1 / -0 Not a guarantee, but it would still help you regardless. You only pay $100/year and you get attorneys on speed-dial in the event that you have to defend yourself. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 78 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – leo-bulero 2 points 78 days ago +2 / -0 Or just shoot them and seek political asylum in Brazil or something. In Minecraft, obviously. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 78 days ago +1 / -0
If you're in Texas, buy this https://www.uslawshield.com/
Not a guarantee, but it would still help you regardless. You only pay $100/year and you get attorneys on speed-dial in the event that you have to defend yourself.
Or just shoot them and seek political asylum in Brazil or something.
In Minecraft, obviously.