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Coprolite 142 points ago +144 / -2

Stop thinking for yourself or else you get the anal swab.

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BabbleRabble 45 points ago +46 / -1

Sideways.

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Dev404 28 points ago +28 / -0

Battery operated.

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Donger-Lord2 39 points ago +41 / -2

They just want to fuck us analy, that must’ve been their goal the entire time. Globo homos.

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July_1776 22 points ago +22 / -0

WINNER.

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War_Hamster 16 points ago +16 / -0

It sure metaphorically feels like they've achieved that goal.

But I'm about ready for us to get un-f*cked.

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ALT26 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unlubricated for maximum pleasure.

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TrumpAndGodWin 33 points ago +33 / -0

It puts the propaganda in its mind, or it gets the swab up its behind!

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Freedom_Lover750 7 points ago +7 / -0

(in Biden voice) Come on man!! Put your second, third, then thirty-third mask on now. Comply or they will make you comply!

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guitarmastershredder 5 points ago +5 / -0

2 + 2 = 5

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adm0079 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd swab me. I'd swab me so hard.

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ActionExpress 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just eat de bugz

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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

And den dey eat da poopoo.

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bubadmt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why are you gay

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KekistanPM 10 points ago +10 / -0

Also: Stop thinking of yourself. You're selfish for not wanting to follow our rules and you don't know what's best for you. You're foolish for questioning our judgement which is totally rooted in science and beyond debate. You need to be controlled for the greater good.

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War_Hamster 8 points ago +8 / -0

You forgot to call us domestic terrorists the next sentence.

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

You got us, fam.

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sorry but I got my anal exam waived because I have asthma.

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Android17 4 points ago +4 / -0

they just have you turn your head and cough on that one