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This is a hedge fund. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by magnokor ago by magnokor +3850 / -0
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unsubd 12 points ago +12 / -0

I went shopping this morning. I bought some napkins and febreze. (Along with actual groceries.) Going to be a yummy meal. Spray plate, lick. Repeat.

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hiddensfinger 3 points ago +3 / -0

You didnt buy all the toilet paper. You think you can just wipe your ass with free tree leaves or something?

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Wendell 4 points ago +4 / -0

My mom told me the story of her brother using poison ivy leaves as a child. Mind you, he denied it to his dying day.

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1787 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did that once. Am allergic. That was a hard week for the poop chute

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ViolettFem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take good care of that poop chute, Chyna is now recommending ANAL SWABS for Covid testing

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DonaldTrumpForever 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bought some antifreeze to inject into myself along with bleach...suck it Dems.