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Tendies for Everyone (media.gab.com)
posted ago by JaneMN ago by JaneMN +2549 / -0
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marishiten 206 points ago +206 / -0

Wow, it's almost like having your fancy little papers don't mean shit and doesn't make you smarter than anyone else, huh.

You got beat playing your own game. Own it. Learn from it. Stop crying.

You're not better than us. And on top of that, the people that fucked you, were guys who've been laid off because of the bullshit you peddle.

Fuck your hurt feelings. I've got nothing for you.

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FarmingLeftBollocks 44 points ago +44 / -0

Now that's spicy.

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FreedomSteak 21 points ago +22 / -1

I prefer to call it Picanté at this point XD

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ComebackKing 36 points ago +37 / -1

I would seriously not shed one tear if I see a suit falling out of a 100th story window because of this. Assholes got nothing less than they deserve. Unfortunately the pedophile insurrectionist occupying the WH will have some bail out cash for them, courtesy of us.

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glow-operator-2-0 12 points ago +12 / -0

You'll only regret it if the fucker lands on your car.

Not much so the sidewalk.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 9 points ago +9 / -0

Some poor fellow has to clean that off the sidewalk though

My condolences

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Yeehaw-McKickass 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also beware the splash zone

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

With the current mask man-slash-woman-dates, I will have enough protection from casual contact with BBPs from the falling corpse 😁

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AngelMark 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm hoping a lot of these thieving fuck hedge fund dicks start flying off buildings all day today!

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Keiichi81 22 points ago +22 / -0

It's the same thing they went through with Trump, where he was simultaneously a bumbling, moronic buffoon, and also an evil genius. They're incapable of perceiving their enemies as anything other than drooling, mouth-breathing idiots and themselves as the smartest people in the room. If you were able to be liquidated by a bunch of "chicken tender eating HS dropouts" then maybe you aren't as smart as you think you are and shouldn't have taken a risk like that?

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2016TrumpMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

he was simultaneously a bumbling, moronic buffoon, and also an evil genius.

They did the same thing with Reagan.

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

Paper Tiger

a common foreign policy/defense "philsophy"

[dis guyz] a rapacious tiger

[dis same guyz] a simpleton and weak

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Call me crazy, but I don't think any of the people who need to hear this are on this forum...

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HunterSthompson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well said sir

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anon09 81 points ago +81 / -0

this tweet fills me with joy... am I sick?

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CahalTheMad 45 points ago +45 / -0

No. Schadenfreude gud.

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ProudWhiteMan 11 points ago +11 / -0

They were so naked that you know the other hedges were complicit or their scam, in the very least allowed them to do their looting without consequence. What those hedge fund managers do behind closed doors is infinitely worse than thousands of autists talking about their plays

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20KAG20 3 points ago +3 / -0

True, nothing is stopping long hedge fund managers from killing the shorts. It’s not like they are good friends

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AngelMark 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck every dick on wall street is my motto! They screwed over so many Americans w their gay stock bullshit!

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deleted 17 points ago +17 / -0
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d_bokk 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hoping that people who make a living hoping other people's businesses fail, fails is like a double negative, so no, your gut's right and did the math.

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anon09 15 points ago +15 / -0

but he studied really hard and has been sociopathic since he was 15 =(

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NadlerShartWaddle 9 points ago +9 / -0

No.

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PeaceThroughStrength 69 points ago +69 / -0

Hedgies keep seething.

CNBC keeps reeeeing.

Tendies keep heating.

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NadlerShartWaddle 15 points ago +15 / -0

Based

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thewordwolf 7 points ago +8 / -1

Bigot.

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HunterSthompson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice

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StMike 63 points ago +63 / -0

Irrationally shorted a company out of pure greed. You did the wrong thing and should deal with the consequences.

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sordfysh 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not only irrationally, but illegally.

It is unlikely that these guys had covered shorts on all 140% of the volume of the GME shares. Naked shorts are supposedly illegal. It's somewhat likely that they did some fractional short covering, which is also illegal for this particular scenario.

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JiubUnbound 25 points ago +25 / -0

The most cartoonish caricatures of Gilded Age robber barons cannot match the utter contempt exhibited by these post-modern puss pockets.

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anon09 19 points ago +19 / -0

that's what the years of education/indoctrination are for

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masticator_nord 52 points ago +52 / -0

"Guys, bad things aren't supposed to happen to me. They're only supposed to happen to you. How do you not understand the system?"

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Bogey 23 points ago +23 / -0

That sums it all up.

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learntocode 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is unironically 100% of what I have heard and seen up close w these mfers.

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SgtCup 35 points ago +35 / -0

First mistake was going to Harvard. Only faggots who don’t know how to run a business go to that shit school. Never seen one grad impress me.

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Aedenwolf187 31 points ago +31 / -0

You get what you fuckin deserve

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thewordwolf 10 points ago +10 / -0

Honk.

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NadlerShartWaddle 30 points ago +30 / -0

Dare I say...

Learn to code bitch.

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learntocode 6 points ago +6 / -0

I been screaming that shit at pipefitter union reps and hedgie boyz all day today. LARN 2 CODE!!!

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 23 points ago +24 / -1

lol all hedge fund faggots are child molesting 2 inch dick golbins who got in because daddy paid for it. Subhuman filth that needs to be purged.

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ravioli_king 20 points ago +20 / -0

idk bitch, sounds like white privilege to complain about how you were the smartest person on the planet and outsmarted by a bunch of poor people.

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CHEMST 9 points ago +9 / -0

Elitist BS if nothing else.

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Fallingshadow 18 points ago +18 / -0

Having your precious papers and education doesn't immediately make you the biggest, baddest, or even the smartest person on the block. You still need practical experience, and sometimes people on the streets gain that practical experience without the need for those fancy degrees.

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Ballind 3 points ago +3 / -0

Surprising from a cfa. College is college but they had to earn that.

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CHEMST 15 points ago +15 / -0

You didn't do the right things. No one ever told you to hedge your bets? You went all in on a play and lost. Learn from it.

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Coeus314 11 points ago +11 / -0

My thoughts on it is.... This is what the motherfuckers get for betting against an American company.

I've never like the idea of stock shorting. I get its another way to get more trades and transactions in the stock exchange, but we shouldn't be betting against our companies.

Just my 2cents

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EdBuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nobody likes the don't pass guy at the craps table.

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NihilistCaregiver 10 points ago +10 / -0

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,

Be they crispy or from Wendys.

Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,

on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.

Mummy lifts me to the car,

To find me tendies near and far.

Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,

in comfy big boy booster seats.

McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,

But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,

But sleeping doesn't make me happy.

Tendies are the only food,

That puts me in the napping mood.

I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,

I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!

Tendies are my heart's desire,

Fueled by raging, hungry fire.

Mummy sobs and wails and cries,

But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,

To buy the tendies that I've yearned.

But there's no tendies on my plate!

Did mummy think that I'd just ate?

"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,

YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"

I screech while hurling into her eyes,

My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.

For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:

Never forget my chicken tenders.

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BanMurderNotGuns 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you come up with this yourself? Either way it's brilliant

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Gerbaski 10 points ago +10 / -0

The schadenfreude is most delicious...

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 9 points ago +9 / -0

They keep missing the point that these hedge fund tools tried to completely destroy a company in an already failing economy while in the process of fleecing people of their money. If I have to root for a side it's the tendie-eating autists. Those hedge fund cocksuckers can go straight to hell!

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Centrist_Vet 8 points ago +8 / -0

This guy is so salty all the tendies are bad now, just raining salt but I just need all the salt. It sustains me!

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Undo1913 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’ll take a large salt with a side of salt and some diet salt plz

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TheCozyConsole 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’ve traded just enough to turn $500 into $2200, which is basically nothing, but I learned enough to know that this whole GameStop thing is amazing, and hedge funds can get bent. Love hearing them REEEing about this.

My only regret is that my work schedule changed so I haven’t been able to pay attention to the trading world for a few months and thus missed this train. Good for everyone who got in on it, though.

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learntocode 6 points ago +6 / -0

Revenge of the locked down wagie. No BLM riots. No mail in fraud. Just stonks.

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Updoot 5 points ago +5 / -0

shit pushed right in. they can all eat a bag of dicks

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FattyWatt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Facts HURT College-grads FEE-FEEz (feelings)

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Bogey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Forgot an important lesson- don't get cocky if you're scared to get called.

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Ikewin32 5 points ago +5 / -0

Selling shares you don't own is never doing the right thing. Fuck these people trying to pin a company down into bankruptcy.

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Fenuuk 5 points ago +5 / -0

i carnt help but laugh at this cuck

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago +4 / -0

They don't care about the little people as long as they get their money. But the little people don't care about the money now as long as they get back at these greedy firms.

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rolandkhan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha, it's hilarious watching people who made a career choice to work with those who steal from the people now complaining about the very people they were going to make a living stealing from. Love it!

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Ic3D 4 points ago +4 / -0

"We're tender eating HS dropouts" now ?

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MechanicalMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always seize upon the opportunity to be underestimated.

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AngelMark 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hedge fund FUCKS screwed us over in 2008! Our home is still financially under water after 14 years of paying a mortgage! I hope they all jump off buildings!

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JamesBond007 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now we play a new Game. Revenge Of The 2008 Crash Victims. We are going to Robin Hood all those market manipulating “elite’s” that caused the last crash that we had to struggle through while they got bailed out with our money. “Their time for honoring themselves will soon be at an end” - Maximus

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learntocode 4 points ago +4 / -0

Risk it all in a game of pitch and toss

and lose and start again at your beginning

and never breath a word about your loss

U A MAN NOW SUN!!!

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Razorwire 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fag

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AgnesDomini 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, they worked smarter, not harder. College is filled with educated idiots.

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thewordwolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

You love to see it.

Tee hee hee!

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Bill07 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaha......

Hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaaha!!!!!

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stokinz 3 points ago +4 / -1

What a time to be alive!

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Shmioighan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone else having trouble registering on Robinhood or other online traders? I want in on the lulz, damn it!

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paramour 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yum!

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Sandersballistics 2 points ago +2 / -0

They truly believe committing crimes is the "right thing" sickening

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thallos 2 points ago +2 / -0

They drop the tendies not eat them!

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thelastlast 2 points ago +2 / -0

so, not "the right thing" then.

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Beachboy1b 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was one hop and a skip away from being a Financial Advisor a few years back. Here’s a surprise:

The market has always been rigged. The “rules and regulations” are constantly bent for those that have enough money, and the so-called “consequences” only affect those unable to buy their way out.

The amount of shilling I had to do makes me feel dirty. It was always about bringing in more & more new money, regardless of how ill-advised it would be for the client in question.

Make no mistake, the people we’re hurting now have no remorse for the things they do to make shitloads of money. I got out of that game because it was killing my soul.

It’s time to break the bank. Literally.

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ColonelTravis 2 points ago +2 / -0

The riff-raff are coming, Rob.

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Americanapplepie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oof! Muh fee fees!

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crobbies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should have had their shorts covered

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JackDorseyForPrison 2 points ago +2 / -0

We didn't come for the tendies. We're here for the whole bird.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Waaaaaaaaaah😭😭😭!

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