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Porkchop-express 19 points ago +19 / -0

Harambe with the skills

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Ninki333 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rockets out for Harambe.

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JaneMN 15 points ago +15 / -0

See Poor kids are just as smart as White Kids!! KeK

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Pleepleus 9 points ago +9 / -0

You are now smarter and a better teacher than most in public education. You damn dirty ape.

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ObamakilledJoan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Best description I’ve seen all day! 🍌

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Qwikphaze 7 points ago +7 / -0

This was helpful, but why was GameStop selected?

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caw_86 16 points ago +16 / -0

The hedge funds have been betting on it to lose for 2 years, just kept shorting and shorting up to 138% over the available stock. The business model is outdated with coupled with the fact malls are in decline and the scandemic making the perfect storm.

Some one did the homework and realized the Hedge funds have their dicks stuck in a bear trap and wanted to stay in it, retards are making them pay

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TheJimmReaper 1 point ago +3 / -2

Because a bunch of teens and 20 somethings on reddit who started all this

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FalconPunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think it's a little more nuanced than that, but you aren't wrong.

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samgab 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks for this.

I get the analogy, but I'm very uneducated when it comes to the stock market, so the bit I still don't understand, is how do the hedge fund billionaire snakes "borrow the bananas for a bit" in order to sell them short?

Do they buy the stocks using money they don't really have? Or what?

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1AngryTart 6 points ago +7 / -1

THANK YOU!!!

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Indefatigable_Winner 3 points ago +3 / -0

But how does one borrow stocks?

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TheJimmReaper 1 point ago +3 / -2

You pay someone a shit ton of money for it

Basically you go to a corporation and tell them to invest with you and make big capital back, the more you put up the bigger the returns

So this corporation gives you $20 because you said you'd turn it into $25 only now you and your buddies go buy loads of $2 cheap stocks, driving up the price as more and more is bought, then when $2 stock maxes out at say $5 you and your buddies sell it alll fast

Now you have $50 and you go back to the corporation and give them their $25 which makes them happy to invest more again next time

And you walk away with $25 from nothing

($20 not to scale you need to add another 000,000- 000,000,000 at least to reflect the kinds of moneys these guys deal with on a daily basis)

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PrimeCuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brilliant explanation and fcuking sweet result

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PepePedebone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmph! Monkey make derivatives.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dicks out....

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V2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dicks out for Harambe.

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Magawoman4life 2 points ago +2 / -0

It makes sense now haha 😂 good day

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Arkham 4 points ago +4 / -0

Away from me, you evildoers!