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Saunders 14 points ago +14 / -0

Snatch up ID, WY, MT, SD, NE, KS and OK on your way down. UT if the drop mittens

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ZhouBai-Den 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oops! I didn't see your comment before I posted. LOL!

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TrumpsWall 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alaskan here. I think a nice swath from Alaska, NW territories (or whatever you’re calling them now), the chunk of BC mainland continuous to the mainland from SE Alaska, and Alberta. Saskatchewan seems logical too. I lived near the Canada border is NE Montana, and they were always good folks at the rodeos.

Honestly I’d like some South American territory too 😂

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jpower 10 points ago +10 / -0

I mean, we should just do a full sweep up the midwest and skip the libtard areas, and we'll be good.

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Populist_Leader 7 points ago +7 / -0

Quarantine the blue cities and take back the whole fucking country

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Hanging_Chad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Plot twist: they're "blue" because of Dominion

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Averon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kick out all the commies first.

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jpower 6 points ago +6 / -0

FYI, there aren't a majority of commies in Alberta lol

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Averon 5 points ago +5 / -0

There has to be some to get rid of. Kick the ones that are there out. Deport them all.

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you_HO [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ted Cruz would be proud

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SaltyTaco71 7 points ago +7 / -0

You bringing the syrup? I love a hot stack of REEEEcakes first thing every morning.

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jpower 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like nutella on my pancakes better than syrup, and I'm Canadian lolol

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ZhouBai-Den 7 points ago +7 / -0

Take MT, WY, ND, SD, NE, KS and OK too. Perfect.

Years ago I remember ND was the world's third largest nuclear weapon superpower. ;) Many big, beautiful, underground silos.

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you_HO [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Add Alaska and Yukon and you've got a clear path to drilling the north pole

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Alaskan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m in.

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_763U 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can Alabama join?

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you_HO [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

After Texit, Alabama will probably be the first state to join them.

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_763U 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would gladly join!

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clarkisland 4 points ago +5 / -1

Those in Alberta and Saskatchewan aren’t much different than those in Montana, Wyoming and the Dakotas.

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Axios87 4 points ago +4 / -0

We will annex you

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stonepony 3 points ago +3 / -0

My problem with secession is losing national identity, when it's the Leftwaffe who hates America.

Let them be West Not-America, and East Not-America. We'll take the middle, and the America haters can starve when we stop sending food.

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fingis_dartan 3 points ago +3 / -0

You put people before human rights tribunals for calling blue haired libs fat dykes. You'll forgive us secessionists for being leery of letting Canada into our new country.

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you_HO [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was the commie libtards in Ottawa pushing their bullshit woke agenda. The rest of the country is based

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SpaceTiger 3 points ago +3 / -0

The United States of Texas and Alberta. I can dig it.

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Not_The_CIA 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahaha XD

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fthecoup 2 points ago +2 / -0

With Central Texas connecting the two.

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DC_loves_little_boys 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like where this is going

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Top_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

and everything in between

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Gregolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only if BC can come with.

(please)

Wait a minute. BC is filled with commies.

How do I move to Texas?

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you_HO [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only the lower mainland is commies. The rest of B.C is based.

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Gregolo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I'm from the northwest. I currently live just outside of Van and It's basically California lol

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samgab 1 point ago +1 / -0

North Dakota-Texas and South Dakota-Texas too!

Heck, just the whole central strip of land and States down the middle of the country.

And charge the coasts tariffs to fly over them.

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Omnes_Omnibus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a better idea. Why are we still respecting the state borders? Let's have ALL the states secede EXCEPT FOR THE MAJOR CITIES. Let the Left keep New York, LA, Chicago, Detroit, Milwaukee, and whichever others. Everything and everybody else will want to come with us. Then they can have a trade agreement with us to get the food and water they need.

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JamesBond007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell Yes. Once we restart The Republic Of Texas it will be 1754 all over again and the “Join Or Die” Flag will fly again summoning all the Red States to join the Republic.

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you_HO [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely. They will all stand in line to join up.

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DRKMSTR 1 point ago +1 / -0

Secede and join the republic.

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artism 1 point ago +1 / -0

Secede but then invade BC. Rescue the coast.

Actually tbh its pretty chill here. they keep trying to start riots but no one is into it.

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OldAndy 1 point ago +1 / -0

North Texas HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice!

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BigStructuralBailey 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a native Texan for 33 years, I approve.