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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ya know, this anal swab thing raises so many more questions than answers...

To wit...

Who the (bleep) comes up with this sort of test anyway?Did lobbyists for the Medical Association of Anal Swabbers get together and say, “hey guys, anal swab sales are down... we gotta do something...”

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EvensoAmen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chyna.

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, is there some sort of secret society of Deep State Paedophiles who’ve literally done it all. They’re so jaded and bored. And one day they’re all sitting around trying to come up with the Next Big Thing, Then, some Golem Looking guy snaps his fingers and says excitedly. “I’ve got it! Have you guys ever tried anal swabbing? Yum!”

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or maybe the medical staff at some hospital somewhere is getting all uppity with management. The shop steward blasts into the hospital CEO’s office and starts bitching at him. “Jones, you DICK! My people are sick and frickin’ tired of sticking oversized Q Tips up people’ noses all day. They’re sick of it. It’s got to stop or we’re walking out!”

He storms out.

Jones, that DICK, impassively watches him leave, reaches for the phone.

“Yo, Doctor Poopy Butthole. You know that test idea you’ve been pitching?

“DO IT!”

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait. This isn’t a joke?

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SavingPrivateGrace 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden's plan all along was to shove it up our asses.

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DudePlayingaDude 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lefties really like it in the ass, don't they.

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

“I am from the government and I am here to help”

Absolute terror

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unsubd 2 points ago +2 / -0

"We'll need to tickle your prostrate with the Dragon Banger 9001 to see if your butthole has ass-covid or if you're gay. If you enjoy this session, you'll be hired in the Biden administration after your penis is lopped off by a rotating Swingler Dangler Slicer 9002. Non-gays go in to the Butt Duster 9003 Camp."

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EvensoAmen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahaha. Nice. Needed that laugh.