"We'll need to tickle your prostrate with the Dragon Banger 9001 to see if your butthole has ass-covid or if you're gay. If you enjoy this session, you'll be hired in the Biden administration after your penis is lopped off by a rotating Swingler Dangler Slicer 9002. Non-gays go in to the Butt Duster 9003 Camp."
"We'll need to tickle your prostrate with the Dragon Banger 9001 to see if your butthole has ass-covid or if you're gay. If you enjoy this session, you'll be hired in the Biden administration after your penis is lopped off by a rotating Swingler Dangler Slicer 9002. Non-gays go in to the Butt Duster 9003 Camp."