I mean, is there some sort of secret society of Deep State Paedophiles who’ve literally done it all. They’re so jaded and bored. And one day they’re all sitting around trying to come up with the Next Big Thing, Then, some Golem Looking guy snaps his fingers and says excitedly. “I’ve got it! Have you guys ever tried anal swabbing? Yum!”
Or maybe the medical staff at some hospital somewhere is getting all uppity with management. The shop steward blasts into the hospital CEO’s office and starts bitching at him. “Jones, you DICK! My people are sick and frickin’ tired of sticking oversized Q Tips up people’ noses all day. They’re sick of it. It’s got to stop or we’re walking out!”
He storms out.
Jones, that DICK, impassively watches him leave, reaches for the phone.
“Yo, Doctor Poopy Butthole. You know that test idea you’ve been pitching?
I mean, is there some sort of secret society of Deep State Paedophiles who’ve literally done it all. They’re so jaded and bored. And one day they’re all sitting around trying to come up with the Next Big Thing, Then, some Golem Looking guy snaps his fingers and says excitedly. “I’ve got it! Have you guys ever tried anal swabbing? Yum!”
Or maybe the medical staff at some hospital somewhere is getting all uppity with management. The shop steward blasts into the hospital CEO’s office and starts bitching at him. “Jones, you DICK! My people are sick and frickin’ tired of sticking oversized Q Tips up people’ noses all day. They’re sick of it. It’s got to stop or we’re walking out!”
He storms out.
Jones, that DICK, impassively watches him leave, reaches for the phone.
“Yo, Doctor Poopy Butthole. You know that test idea you’ve been pitching?
“DO IT!”