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Lessen 6 points ago +6 / -0

How do you stonks? I spent all my autismo knowledge on other useless shit.

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TonsOfSalt [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Get a free brokerage like RobinHood or Webull on your app store. RobinHood is more new user friendly, while Webull gets a much better range of after market trading hours.

Both are free to trade stonks and options.

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Lessen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sweet, will check it out. Hopefully there's some tendies left for me.

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POOP_SMEARED_TITTIES 3 points ago +3 / -0

RH is blocking all trades on GME and AMC right now. You'll have to find something else, but theres only about 2.5h until the market opens and it takes a while to move cash to these accounts.

Either way, today will be extremely volatile. Price might open at $500+/share, but it'll be all over the place throughout the day. Don't panic. Buy when it gets low and HOLD THE FUCKING LINE.

When it gets to $1k, or even $5k which could be this week, could be next but it WILL happen because the hedge funds were dumb dumb mother fuckers and shorted more than 100% of the shares, so they HAVE to pay up at some point.

When that happens, price goes up. Sell at whatever level you feel comfortable (assuming you do want to sell, otherwise hold it forever because fuck them).