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HEXEN 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Why I'm a grade A asshole"

"Why I'm not, in fact, a grade A asshole."

"Please read my next story where I'll share how many beads I can stuff up my ass."

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juicemoney9 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Surprisingly, I can fit an endless number of beads up my ass”