Ordinary people coordinate and start buying a stock and it goes up.
Wall Street notices the "irregularity" and stops trade on that stock.
Anybody who made any money or complains about the new rule change is called an Alt-right white supremacist and gets investigated by the SEC.
There will be no more attacking of hedge funds and, if you hadn't noticed, the stock market is shooting right back up again because the bankers and investors feel it's safe to buy the dip created by this recent chaos. They will make their billions back before the end of the day Friday and all of the Wall Street Bets amateurs that didn't sell will be left holding the bag.
These are the new rules though.
There will be no more attacking of hedge funds and, if you hadn't noticed, the stock market is shooting right back up again because the bankers and investors feel it's safe to buy the dip created by this recent chaos. They will make their billions back before the end of the day Friday and all of the Wall Street Bets amateurs that didn't sell will be left holding the bag.