Let's be clear, we want to lose. We are a losing party. Our primary objective is to avoid upsetting the apple cart. Biden is flat-out trying to ruin the economy, and bankrupt the people of this country, and when these next four years are over, we will not abide any bold moves, from a proven, successful leader. After four years of democrat executive orders, you can vote for Biden light. Whoever he is, he'll be slightly to the left of Bush Jr. Or Romney. Because there will be some special group we can no longer offend, and there will be something on the right we can distinguish ourselves by being more respectable than.

At least the Washington Generals would rack up a leading score through most of the game so the Harlem Globetrotters could be underdogs, and come from behind in the end.