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Waredodooday1 4 points ago +4 / -0

At work. What is going on?!

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TwistedSister 8 points ago +8 / -0

We're defunding the swamp rats who fund the swamp rats. They've lost 24 billion in the market.

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13th_legionnaire 5 points ago +5 / -0

Frens, I wanted to at least pour a little gasoline on this fire, so I just threw my hat in with a very small purchase of some stonks. If we all toss in $100-$200 we can still break them, although they will be bailed out through the fed.

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13th_legionnaire 1 point ago +1 / -0

I decided to throw a little more gasoline on the fire. More stonks.

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Waredodooday1 5 points ago +5 / -0

What?! How?

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TwistedSister 6 points ago +6 / -0

They shorted some stocks and were artificially devaluing the stocks. They stood to make a big profit. Some pedes got wise to it and the buying frenzy began. The stock went up 1600% in one day.

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Waredodooday1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dang.