"Orange Man Bad, like very bad. Therefore everything he did, even if it looked to help people, was just an evil ploy. Things like lowering drug prices, ending wars, lifting blacks out of poverty, its all part of his evil plan. You can thank us for not falling for it."
How in god's name can you justify any of this?
You can't. Satan will though!
Gotta make sure the right people are getting their cut in addition to 10% for the big guy.
"Orange Man Bad, like very bad. Therefore everything he did, even if it looked to help people, was just an evil ploy. Things like lowering drug prices, ending wars, lifting blacks out of poverty, its all part of his evil plan. You can thank us for not falling for it."
Leftist: "Thank you so much!"
Normies: "What the fuck?!"