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DangleBarry 50 points ago +50 / -0

There's no way he's literally homeless.

Politically homeless, maybe.

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CahalTheMad 24 points ago +24 / -0

Indeed. With all the payoffs he took ti backstab Trump and betray the country, he's sitting pretty for life.

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JiubUnbound 9 points ago +9 / -0

He spent his silver on a couple of castles, a handful of manses, and a pleasure zeppelin, 'tis true. But they say that home is where the heart is, and even after buying a couple of cargo containers filled with Chinese hearts, none of his dwellings feel like home.

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deplorablepepe4 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe they paid him in hedge funds...

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ChynaBiden 8 points ago +8 / -0

says couch surfing. don't be surprised it's at Bitch McConnell's house

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JiubUnbound 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's Elaine's bull while Bitch watches through cut-out eye holes in a painting. Little do they know that Rand routinely covers himself in full-body makeup to masquerade as a marble statue in the room.

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empiretc 7 points ago +7 / -0

x2

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d_bokk 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's lived in government housing for the past 7 years between being governor and as VP leeching off of the tax payer instead of paying for his own. As you may have noticed, he didn't donate his paycheck like President Trump.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe he's just in the doghouse?