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PatrickProtest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait... Elon, baby... Just tell them that while it may look like a dragon heavy rocket, it actually identifies as a paper airplane and is very sensitive on the subject.

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Hedonismbot [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

May help him on some of the emission regulation laws.

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PatrickProtest 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wanna see the hours spent regulating paper airplane emissions. It would still be a better use of time than most things congress deigns to involve itself in.

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Hedonismbot [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure we can fly in some experts from around the country to testify in DC. Experts can explain the huge threat of emissions, then fly back home to continue working on emissions.

I think John Kerry is a Climate Commissar now.

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PatrickProtest 3 points ago +3 / -0

I believe it's been proven that if you say you're an expert in something, that makes you an expert on everything else too