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MasterChef 90 points ago +91 / -1

I'll try to imitate what I know of WSB as best as I can.

Which? Whatever we tell you.

When? When we tell you

How much? All in, always.

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AlphaNathan 56 points ago +58 / -2

I uh... I think I kinda like these people.

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EMP2024 43 points ago +49 / -6

They call themselves r*tards (not sure I'm allowed to say that here or not).

Makes it funnier to think that Wall Street's best and brightest got beat by stinky basement dwelling r*tards.

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simpson5774 122 points ago +124 / -2

You can use any retarded word you want on the. Win community.... just dont be a faggot about it.

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EMP2024 70 points ago +72 / -2

Oh yeah, I forgot we're allowed to say faggot, which is worse than retard in my opinion.

You bunch of retarded faggots.

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the way

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streakybacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

We still refer to "the retard" in the bakery (being slowly rising dough stored in the chiller overnight)

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StMike 3 points ago +3 / -0

right - plus slow does not = stupid :)

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liberals are a bunch of retarded faggots.

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LLchurch 20 points ago +20 / -0

WSB is about autistic as it gets used to be about 99% people burning their money on awful call yolos for karma. They realized they can combine their autism into something truly beautiful.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 5 points ago +5 / -0

He Will Not Divide Us was just a warm up, apparently.

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TacticalKeyboard 16 points ago +16 / -0

We support the 1st amendment here. You can say whatever the fuck you want. Definitely read the rules for patriots.win though. We are one of the last-stands for the 1st amendment. That’s why they want us gone, it’s sad. Bunch of retards.

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Excavator 15 points ago +15 / -0

Retards?

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Guillotifa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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EMP2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ritards

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DisbandTheCIA 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are still cucked but there’s hope for them.

Right now they’re standing firm behind the “this is not political” line then followed by “but the democratic leadership supports action against Robinhood.” “This has nothing to do with fake news.” followed by “we need to establish an official Twitter to counteract the fake news.”

I have faith in their ability to sustain cognitive dissonance...

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Uzaka123 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've got a friend who slams into the wall of cognitive dissonance all the time and it's amazing watching him go from almost breaking through it to "lol they got you good man they brain washed you." Dude doesn't even see the irony in his statements, then he wonders why he's surrounded by right leaning people.

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fapping123 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hate their memes with AOC, lots of libtards on there.

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remember1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

Every penny. Sell the clothes off your back

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MasterChef 6 points ago +6 / -0

this is the way

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Dennislearsysbastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guh