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Dirk_Diggler 41 points ago +41 / -0

Hedge fund manager: "Can you imagine what it's like to lose everything overnight?" Oil Worker (or literally any other profession): Nah, bro. Learn to code or make solar panels or some shit. Hey, if you don't like it, make your own stock market.

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GlacialSpeed 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hell Fucking Yes.

Pieces of shit act like they actually contribute to society.

Motherfuckers if we're rounding up people to colonize another planet hedge fund leeches are not getting a seat as they have no real useful skills.

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45fan 1 point ago +1 / -0

"But, but we did make our own stock market..."

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 20 points ago +20 / -0

Something tells me most of those suicides in 1929 were assisted by foreign agents, if you catch my drift.

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Jscott 11 points ago +11 / -0

SEVENTY BILLION HELL YEAH DAMN ELITES DONT NEED THAT DAMN MONEY

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Tenspot20 9 points ago +9 / -0

A week in and folks are already jumping from the roof. At least it's the correct folks.

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CrimsonSentinal 8 points ago +8 / -0

Some dudes are seriously questioning their life decisions right now.

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Saunders 7 points ago +7 / -0

Next stop.... the bottom!

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Patriot_Lettuce 7 points ago +8 / -1

Gonna be a lot of smears on the pavement in NYC this weekend baby!!!

These bloodsuckers never thought they'd actually pay for their crimes!

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Speechify 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do it, rid us of your incompetence.

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Krom98 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hope they do a flip

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Donaldtrump20-20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Best meme I’ve seen this week. I’m spreading it.

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Moebius 3 points ago +3 / -0

No Golden Parachute neither...

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Sl0re10 1 point ago +1 / -0

Almost all corporations don't have windows that open... I always figured there was a connection to the depression.

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AdminAdmin 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the financial district there are lots of buildings with roof top access. You are paying for the view afterall.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at that street below, coming at ya fast.

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GBA4ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hold the line.

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GetWokeGetBroke 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I just spread my wiiingss...IIIIIII can fly.... 🎶

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LivebytheTendies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Steven Bing?