A long time ago, in an America far, far away...

The year was 1983. Return of the Jedi. Still to this day one of the most highly-anticipated movies of all-time. Here's the plot:

The Empire was building a new Safe Space called "Safe Space II: Electric Boogaloo." Everyone knew Safe Space II was a faggot idea, as the Mad Lad's already BTFO'd the first Safe Space like 5 years ago, sending the Empire's dick headed black asshole leader spiraling out into the vast nothingness.

But somehow the black asshole showed up again later and the cheap knock-off Nazi Regime was like, "I'll fuckin do it again!" Because they're all a bunch of Subs & are basically gluttons for punishment. Showing exactly how fucking cucked these faggots were, they decided to build the New Safe Space Star right next to a planet of gay little Furry dolls. Obvious virtue-signalling cringe-inducing bullshit, but whatever.

The only thing the Empire was good at was nuking entire planets from orbit with the Planet Canceller. They could never win a real battle cuz all their soldiers were gay-tarded and couldn't shoot straight. The only way they could ever win was to cancel everyone & everything. It was actually pretty effective though, and one thing they did learn since the original Safe Space was BTFO'd was that they knew the Mad Lads were good at going on the OFFENSIVE.

So they had to set up a way to deflect all the lasers & blaster shots that were bound to happen, so they set up a shield generator that made sure none of the offensive attacks of the Mad Lads would do shit. It's actually pretty smart, because it didn't matter how many blaster shots, lightsabers and Jedi mind tricks the Mad Lads pulled off, nothing would stick because of that damn shield generator.

If the Mad Lads wanted to win, they had to take down that shield generator. After that? Allah-ka-BLAM, ladies & gentlepedes, we make the galaxy great again and our old mentor Don Kenobi be like, "Atta Boy!!!!" Roll credits with some epic victory themes.

So why are you reading an autistic breakdown of Return of the Jedi? Well, frens... we gotta map that story over to the real world.

You wanna blow up Safe Space II: Electric Boogaloo? We gotta take down that shield generator first. We gotta take down the apparatus that protects the Gay-lactic Empire. That invisible beam that prevents the Mad Lads from going in with blasters & light sabers... that shits gotta get torn down.

This is the way, frens. I believe it's time we find some little Furry ally's and go fuck up that shield generator. Then the Mad Lads can do their thing and make things go boom.