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current_horror 12 points ago +12 / -0

If someone accused me of trying to kill them, my response would be: oh you'll know if I'm trying to kill you.

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Lord_Kristopf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Outside of someone related by blood or other uncontrollable bonds, it would be pretty flattering to have an assassin. I mean, I wouldn’t necessarily want them to succeed, and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone else, but I think someone taking the time and going out of their way to take me out — with all the planing and risk that generally involves — that’s a pretty big nod to my importance in their little lifeworld. An importance that I and most other people will never garner (and yes, all for the better).

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Darkheartisland 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's your home address?

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Lord_Kristopf 7 points ago +7 / -0

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW. Washington, D.C. I’m an old guy named Joe. Please prepare very well lol.