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If someone booked me in to have a swap stuck up my ass, I’d make sure I ate the hottest curry the night before, drink a shit tonne of wheat beer and hold in my poop till that dreaded “swabbing”. Then I’d just let it go as soon as the person inserting it told me to “just relax”. 💥 (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Oh_mate +152 / -0
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– goodguy 7 points ago +7 / -0

South Park, are you reading this?

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– Oh_mate [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s a messy job but someone has to do it

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– grndmrshlgando 2 points ago +2 / -0

is that a pepecubus?!

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– TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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– HEXEN 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm going to start designing fake anal tube inserts.

Imagine:

-Go in to doctors office to get swab -Place paper cup inside rectum -Swab only touches paper cup inside butt hole -Test positive for covid anyway

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– Trumpnado_warning 1 point ago +1 / -0

This may be the best thing I have read all week!

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– IllEagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao I just uploaded a video where I talked about exactly this!!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/vWinCOJXAsvo/

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– Bartcarsonstrading 1 point ago +1 / -0

Compulsory anal swabs = me shitting myself for fun before they test me.

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– hasheagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

needs "shitpost" sticky

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– philnmdg 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be a messy drive home

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– mymymyTuckerface 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh stop! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying....

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– Nowanoutlaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brings a new meaning to the term. Those assholes all look the same to me.

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