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Raetchel 130 points ago +131 / -1

Love her, but it was antifa with gas cans, chainsaws, and matches.

And it was ecological terrorists in Aussie land.

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Droford 58 points ago +58 / -0

In the end the land was probably cleared cheaper than the state could have done it with all their wacky regulations

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MrSir 26 points ago +26 / -0

But muh billion animals!

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BigSteve 42 points ago +42 / -0

I live in an area of Australia with those fires, happens every ten years or so. If you live in the area you know it. Kinda like if you work in fin markets theres a recession/correction every 10 years or so.

Both are natural in occurence, but further fueled in their impact by self centred fuckwits

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TheWiseBuffalo 15 points ago +15 / -0

It just boggles my mind how no one has adapted to living in a high risk brush fire area outside of letting everything burn while running away.

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Throwingway22 20 points ago +20 / -0

They have adapted until their retarded government regulated those adaptations in the name of environmentalism. They all used to clear trees to create fire breaks that would stop the flames from spreading/destroying their lands. There is a guy who refused to go along with the prohibition against clearing the trees who was fined tens of thousands of dollars whose property survived while everything else burned around him.

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AussieWallBuilder 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bingo. Same thing during the Vic bushfires last year. Guess who told us we were no longer allowed to backburn our dry dead vegetation.

The local greens government.

Aboriginals have been back burning for thousands of years. Maybe we can't do it because it's cultural appropriation?

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SpaceRat 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is irony for you.

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Prussian_Pepe 13 points ago +13 / -0

In Aussyland you are not allowed to cut down a tree ON YOUR OWN PROPERTY. It's that bad. Cutting a single tree is like thousands in fines. They USED to do controlled burning. Then leftard government shut it down. Everything that happens is a result of their government NOT letting them fix the problem in the first place.

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TheWiseBuffalo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I meant in terms of housing construction because they also pull that crap to northern Californians even though they the government live NOWHERE near the fires themselves (while also taking away their water).

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

It burns my cockles.

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Bbme19 18 points ago +18 / -0

And poor forrest management.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 10 points ago +10 / -0

They were setting fires to everything else during that time so thinking they caused the forest fire is an obvious next step conclusion

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Raetchel 5 points ago +5 / -0

that and the photos of the in the act

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tholins 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, why use space lasers when you have idiots available?

Besides, I think there would be some serious physics issues with that. Thermal blooming and shit like that. But I could be wrong.

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MagaGirl95 67 points ago +70 / -3

It's true I'm Jewish and I got my jewlaser last week. No more slicing carrots for me!

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MR__K 21 points ago +21 / -0

damnit you got your jewlaser already mine still hasnt showed up did you get the green one or red one or blue one? i of course special ordered mine with a shield of david cap in blue.

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Silencemennow 17 points ago +17 / -0

I see your jew laser is as big as mine.

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zooty 11 points ago +12 / -1

May the Schwartz be with you.

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Silencemennow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahhh, a properly cultured pede. I salute you.

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Perhelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmaooo

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 13 points ago +13 / -0

It Toasts the bagel as you cut it!

Pew pew

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +4 / -1

I need one of those.

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Durdurdurkistan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Circumcisions just went next level

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Gotta keep the elites face cream businesses sustained with little boys foreskins. These people are fucking gross.

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RedditIsCommunist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Awesome. Where can I sign up to convert so I can get one too?

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Careful with what you wish for. If you convert to Judaism they take 10% of your dick!

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DeplorableDee47 37 points ago +37 / -0

It doesn't matter in the long run. The people who voted for her wanted her there and that's all that should matter. It's funny coming from the people who have been screaming "Russia, Russia, Russia" for the past 4 years are now calling anyone else "conspiracy theorists."

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Xysten 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best comment.

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Bogey 25 points ago +26 / -1

Nothing perks my ears up like when a conspiracy theory with a level of plausibility at a crude level gets amped up to the absurd. For example, could someone have committed arson? So why make a conspiracy theory involving far-fetched variables? To make even the plausible aspects toxic to consider.

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RedditIsCommunist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yea that’s what people don’t understand about how disinformation works. Like that bombing in Nashville? That could have been done for some tactical/strategic reason (disabling public safety communications) in order to attack some other objective for some reason, but the idiots talking about “a missile strike” and “DEWs” just provide cover and cause people to disregard any information that deviates from the official story.

If there was something else going on (and I have no idea what, but there are totally realistic possibilities) then nobody is ever going to find out because there’s so much complete bullshit about missiles and lasers and crap that would never be used or needed for anything like that even if the building were destroyed for some strategic reason.

So thanks idiots.... you’re just guaranteeing that if anything beyond the official story was going on nobody will ever find out and if anyone did then nobody will listen.

Same thing happened with the election fraud with BS disinformation stories about the election fraud situation being spread.

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The_Bugout_Bag 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or paid ppl spreading misinformation for the machine.

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RedditIsCommunist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, that is where it would be coming from. The main targets are actually politicians like MTG, people like Sidney Powell, etc. They will be fed false information even by seemingly “official” people to discredit them and make them look dumb and crazy. If they are not on guard against this then they are fucked and they go down. But they’re actually the main targets.

Other stuff like “qanon” would be targeted at populists in general, and if someone like MTG picks it up and doesn’t dismiss it that’s just a bonus for them.

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80960KA 1 point ago +1 / -0

fed false information even by seemingly “official” people to discredit them and make them look dumb and crazy

If you're not automatically skeptical of everything "officials" and "experts" say by now, you might be a bit dumb or crazy.

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RedditIsCommunist 1 point ago +1 / -0

The problem is worse than that. I’m not talking about press conferences or official statements. What happens is someone like a politician or reporter gets fed bogus “inside information” from someone who they think is trustworthy, but even if that person usually is they can be “worked” (tricked) by other people. So you get bad actor A tells usually reliable person B something fake then they tell that to C who is a politician, reporter, retired general, etc., who then talks about it in public.

That’s how you end up with false info in the NYT, but if target C is not a reporter (say they’re a politician or someone else who gets interviewed) then they end up repeating that stuff to others who report it.

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80960KA 1 point ago +1 / -0

In today's world it's really on you to apply some critical thought, or get second opinions from people in the domain being discussed if it's over your head.

If someone says "giant space laser is starting forest fires" your first thought should be "that just sounds a bit silly", and then "what is actually starting forest fires in this region?". Chances are a look at the terrain itself, the land management policies and politics, and local crime reports, it'll be fairly obvious why some areas are more prone to fire than other similar areas.

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Xysten 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just dont see a bunch of teenager hippies with gas cans being that accurate....

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those fires are hundreds of miles wide, I think. Not an amazing level of accuracy required.

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Xysten 2 points ago +2 / -0

It seems that random fires would be more...random and not burned in a straight line. A straight line that also follows the exact path of the country's largest single construction project to date. I'm on the fence on this one.

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I'm not saying they're not suspect, just that space lasers are not required as an explanation.

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Afripede 16 points ago +17 / -1

Only makes me like her more. Unpopular opinions show they're not establishment slimes.

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Super_Dave 10 points ago +10 / -0

Did she specifically say Jewish? or just Rothschild?

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knightofday 11 points ago +11 / -0

The later, dont even have to ask. Anything against the elites is changed to "jewish" for max outrage porn

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably neither?

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mathteach314159 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love how they can just tacitly say in the headline that she blamed it on “jewish” lasers because she mentioned the Rothschilds. Wtf?

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Mozart_K231 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m fine with conspiracy theorists in congress. At least they’ll read the bills on their desks- if only to make sure the lizard people aren’t trying to screw us again- but at least they’ll read the bills before they vote on them.

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PaigeAshley 5 points ago +5 / -0

Read Michael Crichton's book, STATE OF FEAR.

Right now, do it! It's the 1984 version of environmental terrorism/globalism/media propaganda.

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Fignugent 4 points ago +7 / -3

hahaha HEY don't talk about the jewlasers or the next fire won't be in bushes

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Liberty_Prime 17 points ago +17 / -0

Satelites beaming energy from space. That's crazy...until it's not.

https://www.solarenspace.com/solaren-space-solar/ssp-overview/

Still, I think it was eco arsonists on the ground. Much cheaper.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 3 points ago +3 / -0

There were arsonists everywhere else in the country at that time so I don’t see why not

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RedditIsCommunist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea, I mean even when technologically possible people need to think in “Occam’s razor” terms and stop believing every crazy unnecessarily elaborate idea. If someone wants to start fires they just use a lighter and a gas can or something, especially if the area is not some sort of hostile enemy territory. Arson investigators won’t be looking for lasers, and neither should the average person if they suspect arson.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially if they were setting buildings on fire with a lighter and gas can the week before

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Satelites beaming energy from space

So the Dyson Sphere technology is finally being implemented. This is awesome news.

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YesMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't speak on the Socal fires, but all the fires in NorCal were definitely not lasers

It was very poor forest management, a very dry hot year and a PGE monopoly that allows them to shortcut protective measures because they aren't challenged

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TheCremaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

If we didn't live it such a clown word... it has gotten really hard lately to laugh when people say stuff like this

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The_Blue_Mirage 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about a simpler solution, a few crazy leftist with petrol and a lighter.

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knightofday 4 points ago +4 / -0

*paid Leftist with a lighter

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Xysten 3 points ago +3 / -0

9/11 Lite, wtf.

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Perhelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope this is one reason why we have a space force, to intercept space-related crimes (that felt weird to say).

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MisterGuapo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have an Australian co-worker from Melbourne. She told me how some of these fires are actually started by firefighters so they could be paid to fight them while looking like heroes at the same time.

Not all of them, just some of them.

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Dr_Pooper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jewish space laser is the most fun thing I've read all week!

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Lepreco-Inc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Space laser? See this seems like shills and cia style conspiracy theory work to discredit anyone questioning the official narrative or looking where they aren’t supposed to. They caught people setting the fires. Yea it was on purpose, and yea it was probably coordinated. No need to add in space lasers unless you want to distract and lose normal people

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RachetQueen2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know on 4chan when these were happening, that was a part of the chatter. If it was some kind of energy directed laser or Antifa.

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Thehumancentipede 2 points ago +3 / -1

She seems to be pretty out there , it was very obvious it was antifa and environmentists starting it themselves

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plaaaa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rochils are not "the entire" race. The levels of over protection...

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard the phrase “anti-Semite” was invented by a Jew so that nobody can criticize them.

You know this issue is where the left and the right are coming together on.

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CrackinBallsCuh 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ho Li Phuk

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Grahamcrackers 1 point ago +1 / -0

THIS IS WHY WE NEEEEEED THE SPACE FORCE PEOPLE!

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OnlythisiPad 1 point ago +1 / -0

The number of commenters that did NOT read the captions is rather high. I expected better from you all.

The Twitter is referencing California fires. The map drawings are of Australian fires. I don’t know what the congresswoman is talking about but this isn’t the first time I’ve heard about a space laser.

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CarbonMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really hope this is bullshit.... but not gonna check cuz i too lazy....

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magol 1 point ago +1 / -0

the problem is she used jewish in negative context, you see when jewish elites mess up they're white otherwise they're jewish

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dougkeenan 1 point ago +1 / -0

archive to article not the tweet -> https://archive.is/39b8s

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chahn1138 1 point ago +1 / -0

It looks like Jonathan does need that Conversation.

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Eagleeye4aneye 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you have a weapon like that you don't risk giving it away by using it so carelessly. You keep that card up your sleeve for rainy days.

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PROBE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, fuck, now I believe in space lasers.

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boonjosh 1 point ago +1 / -0

And Commiefornia refuses to chop down dead forest.

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80960KA 0 points ago +1 / -1

Space laser is fucking stupid.

Most likely the reason both the rail corridor and the terrain line up is terrain.

And the reason California burns so bad is DECADES of bad "environmental" regulations and bad wildland management.

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thelken 0 points ago +1 / -1

Our jewish overlords are not exactly known for playing fairly, or being honest, or being generous, or anything else that we consider "virtues".

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physicscat 0 points ago +1 / -1

Jewish space laser. She's nuts. I'm from Georgia and I'd disavow this nut.

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BoffoTheClown 0 points ago +1 / -1

Maybe you should actually read her fucking tweet instead of greedily gobbling down msm jizz

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Loiuzein 0 points ago +1 / -1

A strong, strong correlation can be made between retarded leftists, which primarily exist only in heavy population centers.

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IAmNotSuicidal 0 points ago +1 / -1

Uhhh...beware this woman. She may be another snake in the grass knowlingly spreading false info to further demonize conservatives.