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MagaGirl95 67 points ago +70 / -3

It's true I'm Jewish and I got my jewlaser last week. No more slicing carrots for me!

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MR__K 21 points ago +21 / -0

damnit you got your jewlaser already mine still hasnt showed up did you get the green one or red one or blue one? i of course special ordered mine with a shield of david cap in blue.

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Silencemennow 17 points ago +17 / -0

I see your jew laser is as big as mine.

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zooty 11 points ago +12 / -1

May the Schwartz be with you.

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Silencemennow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahhh, a properly cultured pede. I salute you.

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Perhelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmaooo

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 13 points ago +13 / -0

It Toasts the bagel as you cut it!

Pew pew

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +4 / -1

I need one of those.

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Durdurdurkistan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Circumcisions just went next level

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Gotta keep the elites face cream businesses sustained with little boys foreskins. These people are fucking gross.

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RedditIsCommunist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Awesome. Where can I sign up to convert so I can get one too?

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Careful with what you wish for. If you convert to Judaism they take 10% of your dick!