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RememberKosciuszko 9 points ago +9 / -0

Results are in: 99.89%

BuT tHaT .11% iS sCaRy

Btw love the fact that the site has only male/female options πŸ‘Œ

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justanotherSCpatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

An 80+ y.o. from Azerbaijan with CV Disease + Diabetes + Chronic Respiratory Disease + Hypertension + Cancer has a 71% chance of survival.

Not too shabby.

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Trump4allz [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

covid19calc.org

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womp-womp-twice 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://covid19calc.org/

(reposted so it's clickable)

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Trump4allz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks

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maga_mama_757 4 points ago +4 / -0

99.68%

Shit, I think I'm going to need three masks.

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Bump 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have only 99.1%.... Should I wear an extra mask? 😜😜😜

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Trump4allz [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why bother? You are basically dead at this point. RIP Pede

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Bump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you. I'll leave you my stock 😎

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datboiforever 4 points ago +4 / -0

99.99%. Could someone positive come cough on me, I'd like to build my immune system, thanks.

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cook_does 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, I took the test 99.998% chance to survive.

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CrackinBallsCuh 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol updooted for the virus caption

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NoStumpyTrumpy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I endorse Shanghai Shivers. Biden has implicitly endorsed it since he failed to ban it.

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Wordlife187 2 points ago +2 / -0

My wife only has a 99.92% survival rate pedes. Press F to pay respects. Her poor soul.

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chelthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you already had it, your number goes up to 100%

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AsaNisiMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you! I'm using this on some normies I know. Maybe it will bring them back to their senses. At least it's worth a try. πŸ‘πŸ»

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WeAreTruthNow 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a 100% chance of surviving your bullshit attacks of being a shill out for my own means. Trump4allz you have no idea the power truthful speech has.

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0815 2 points ago +2 / -0

This calculator needs other comparisons with everyday accepted dangers, like driving, household work, other deseases.... This will show the MSM believers how they are lied to. In addition, it needs to say: Everybody will eventually die. If you reached the median age, your probabilty to live on your next birthday diminishes, that means your probability of dying increases.

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philnmdg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shanghai Shivers. That’s good. I’ve been calling it the WuFlu.

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Nezmith 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's much higher when you consider an actual, normal, healthy person.

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NoNewFrens 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh nooooo I have a 99.8% chance

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pepperconchobhar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Am I missing something? I can't find the United States on the drop down list.

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Trump4allz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is just US. Messed with me too

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Bloodylouver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chyna Virus!

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Guildpro101 1 point ago +1 / -0

99.2% chance of survival. Die. "THATS XCOM BABY"