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Perhelion 5 points ago +5 / -0

Little Raggedy Ann is having her press conference now.

I’m too used to watching Kayleigh in the afternoons. Kayleigh is a Jedi master because she had to be using the Force when she would turn the questions back onto the media. Few people could strap on her heels.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 5 points ago +5 / -0

Raggedy Jan. That’s a good nick. Especially because her name is Jen. Jens fucking hate it when you call them Jan.

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linereddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

I so loved the stricken look on their faces, when she'd say "I'm glad you asked that question!" as she then, without looking, flipped to the correct tabbed page in her three-ring binder that specifically addressed whatever idiocy the pathetic tool in front of her had just barfed out.