You're constantly in trouble for saying and doing the "wrong" thing. You're not allowed to speak to your friends when Facebook is upset with you. And you never know what thing you say next is going to get you into more trouble.

And when you do try to break up & go your own way, Facebook is all: "I can't survive without you - Please don't leave."

It's the classic crazy girlfriend in digital form.

If everybody were to leave it wouldn't surprise me to hear that Facebook was threatening to commit suicide unless they came back.